Awomanandamanareinvolvedinacaraccidentonasnowy,coldMondaymorning;it'sabadone.Bothoftheircarsaretotallydemolishedbutamazinglyneitherofthemarehurt.Godworksinmysteriousways.
Aftertheycrawloutoftheircars,themanisyellingaboutwomendrivers;thewomansays,'Soyou'reaman.That'sinteresting.I'mawoman.Wow,justlookatourcars!There'snothingleft,butwe'reunhurt.ThismustbeasignfromGodthatweshouldmeetandbefriendsan...[閱讀全文]
在水一方
人生隻是三件事：承擔責任，享受生活，和有趣的人做有趣的事
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(2009-04-27 20:00:51)
(2009-04-27 19:58:25)
人之初：Atthebeginningoflife.
性本善：Sexisgood.
性相近：Basically,allthesexaresame.
習相遠：Butitdependsonhowthewayyoudoit.
苟不教：Ifyoudonotpracticeallthetime.
性乃遷：Sexwillleaveyou..
教之道：Thewayoflearningit
貴以專：Itisveryimportanttomakelovewithonlyoneperson.
昔孟母：Onceagreatmother,MrsMeng
擇鄰處：Chooseherneighbourtoavoidbadsexinfluence.
子不學：...[閱讀全文]
性本善：Sexisgood.
性相近：Basically,allthesexaresame.
習相遠：Butitdependsonhowthewayyoudoit.
苟不教：Ifyoudonotpracticeallthetime.
性乃遷：Sexwillleaveyou..
教之道：Thewayoflearningit
貴以專：Itisveryimportanttomakelovewithonlyoneperson.
昔孟母：Onceagreatmother,MrsMeng
擇鄰處：Chooseherneighbourtoavoidbadsexinfluence.
子不學：...[閱讀全文]
(2009-04-27 19:54:35)
豬通過勤勞致富有5元錢存在老鼠開的錢莊裏。豬打算拿這5元錢建一個小窩，大概要花2元賣地，花3元搭窩。王八是搞工程的，他想在豬身上掙更多的錢，於是找來當投資顧問的狐狸想辦法，狐狸說：這好辦。於是找來管地盤的狼，開錢莊的老鼠一起來商議。結果王八從老鼠那裏借來200元，用100元買了狼的地，花了3元把豬窩蓋好，花了50元給了狐狸谘詢服務費。豬沒有地，隻好[閱讀全文]
(2009-04-27 19:52:15)
Thisisahighlyseriousandphilosophicalsubject,solet'sfirstgetourdefinitionsright:Dating:Theprocessofspendingenormousamountsofmoney,timeandenergytogetbetteracquaintedwithapersonwhomyoudon'tespeciallylikeinthepresentandwilllearntolikealotlessinthefuture.Formales:tryingtohavesex.Forwomen:tryingtofindarichprincetomarryandhavechildren.Divorce:1)futuretenseofmarriage.2)Postgraduateinschooloflove.3)Anextra...[閱讀全文]
(2009-04-27 19:45:09)
ForthoseofyouwhodonotknowtheHamidahjoke,therewasonceamadmanwhocalleduptheMBAoffice.
Aftertalkingtohimforawhile,heaskedforthenumberofthePhDoffice.
Isaid“CallHamidahatXXXXXXXX”andheasked“HowtospellHamidah?”
“HforHamidah!
AforAmidah!
MforMidah!
IforIdah!
DforDah!
AforAh!
AndHforHamidah!”[閱讀全文]
Aftertalkingtohimforawhile,heaskedforthenumberofthePhDoffice.
Isaid“CallHamidahatXXXXXXXX”andheasked“HowtospellHamidah?”
“HforHamidah!
AforAmidah!
MforMidah!
IforIdah!
DforDah!
AforAh!
AndHforHamidah!”[閱讀全文]
(2009-04-27 19:42:00)
Diamondsarehardtofindbutnothardtobreak.
Whatisthehardestthingtobreakthen?Theansweris:HABITIfyoubreaktheH,youstillhaveABIT.IfyoubreaktheA,youstillhaveBIT.IfyoubreaktheB,youstillhaveIT!!!Hey,afteryoubreaktheTinIT,thereisstillthe'I'.Thepersonattheendoftheday,istherootofalltheproblems.Now,IknowwhyHABITissohardtobreak.Itsdestinyisinitsname.Theworditself.Mylecturertaughtmenever,never,nevertoASSUME.B...[閱讀全文]
Whatisthehardestthingtobreakthen?Theansweris:HABITIfyoubreaktheH,youstillhaveABIT.IfyoubreaktheA,youstillhaveBIT.IfyoubreaktheB,youstillhaveIT!!!Hey,afteryoubreaktheTinIT,thereisstillthe'I'.Thepersonattheendoftheday,istherootofalltheproblems.Now,IknowwhyHABITissohardtobreak.Itsdestinyisinitsname.Theworditself.Mylecturertaughtmenever,never,nevertoASSUME.B...[閱讀全文]
(2009-04-27 19:27:44)
TwoCrocodilesweresittingatthesideoftheswampnearthelake.Thesmalleroneturnedtothebiggeroneandsaid,"Ican'tunderstandhowYoucanbesomuchbiggerthanme.We'rethesameage;wewerethesamesizeaskids.Ijustdon'tgetit.""Well,"saidthebigCroc,"whathaveyoubeeneating?""Politicians,sameasyou,"repliedthesmallCroc."Hmm.Well,wheredoyoucatchthem?""DowntheothersideoftheswampneartheparkinglotbytheCapitol.""Samehere.Hmm.Howdoyo...[閱讀全文]
(2009-04-08 01:09:21)
(2009-04-04 09:53:39)
4/4/2009是清明，第一個失去親人的清明。家公在2月24日走了，在和病痛掙紮了三年之後，走的那天我在出差當中，雖然已經有預告，所謂的準備，眼淚還是在飯局上決堤。。。第一個燒紙祭拜的清明，晚餐聽一位忘年的朋友吟了這首詩，不知道名字，感覺很好，記錄下來，祭奠走了的家公。南北山頭多墓田清明祭掃各紛然紙灰化作白蝴蝶血淚染成紅杜鵑落日狐狸眠塚上夜歸兒女[閱讀全文]
(2009-04-03 23:23:32)
落葉褪色的時候在風花雪月的夢裏踏著尋找的步子在沒有回聲的宇宙靜謐，凝視我的時刻
秋蟲呢噥絮語
我，卻從唇邊逸出幾縷幽靈
向你訴說――
等待
輕輕地，冬的夕陽覆在雪的屋頂
往事，細致地融化
化作雪的一抹幽藍夢，輕輕地啜泣
累倒在你的領海裏
隻有我的一葉孤帆
輾轉，刻骨的愛憐
生命不再孤獨的時候
有你的目光如電閃
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