Awomanandamanareinvolvedinacaraccidentonasnowy,coldMondaymorning;it'sabadone.Bothoftheircarsaretotallydemolishedbutamazinglyneitherofthemarehurt.Godworksinmysteriousways.
Aftertheycrawloutoftheircars,themanisyellingaboutwomendrivers;thewomansays,'Soyou'reaman.That'sinteresting.I'mawoman.Wow,justlookatourcars!There'snothingleft,butwe'reunhurt.ThismustbeasignfromGodthatweshouldmeetandbefriendsan...[阅读全文]
在水一方
人生只是三件事：承担责任，享受生活，和有趣的人做有趣的事
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(2009-04-27 20:00:51)
(2009-04-27 19:58:25)
人之初：Atthebeginningoflife.
性本善：Sexisgood.
性相近：Basically,allthesexaresame.
習相遠：Butitdependsonhowthewayyoudoit.
苟不教：Ifyoudonotpracticeallthetime.
性乃遷：Sexwillleaveyou..
教之道：Thewayoflearningit
貴以專：Itisveryimportanttomakelovewithonlyoneperson.
昔孟母：Onceagreatmother,MrsMeng
擇鄰處：Chooseherneighbourtoavoidbadsexinfluence.
子不學：...[阅读全文]
性本善：Sexisgood.
性相近：Basically,allthesexaresame.
習相遠：Butitdependsonhowthewayyoudoit.
苟不教：Ifyoudonotpracticeallthetime.
性乃遷：Sexwillleaveyou..
教之道：Thewayoflearningit
貴以專：Itisveryimportanttomakelovewithonlyoneperson.
昔孟母：Onceagreatmother,MrsMeng
擇鄰處：Chooseherneighbourtoavoidbadsexinfluence.
子不學：...[阅读全文]
(2009-04-27 19:54:35)
猪通过勤劳致富有5元钱存在老鼠开的钱庄里。猪打算拿这5元钱建一个小窝，大概要花2元卖地，花3元搭窝。王八是搞工程的，他想在猪身上挣更多的钱，于是找来当投资顾问的狐狸想办法，狐狸说：这好办。于是找来管地盘的狼，开钱庄的老鼠一起来商议。结果王八从老鼠那里借来200元，用100元买了狼的地，花了3元把猪窝盖好，花了50元给了狐狸咨询服务费。猪没有地，只好[阅读全文]
(2009-04-27 19:52:15)
Thisisahighlyseriousandphilosophicalsubject,solet'sfirstgetourdefinitionsright:Dating:Theprocessofspendingenormousamountsofmoney,timeandenergytogetbetteracquaintedwithapersonwhomyoudon'tespeciallylikeinthepresentandwilllearntolikealotlessinthefuture.Formales:tryingtohavesex.Forwomen:tryingtofindarichprincetomarryandhavechildren.Divorce:1)futuretenseofmarriage.2)Postgraduateinschooloflove.3)Anextra...[阅读全文]
(2009-04-27 19:45:09)
ForthoseofyouwhodonotknowtheHamidahjoke,therewasonceamadmanwhocalleduptheMBAoffice.
Aftertalkingtohimforawhile,heaskedforthenumberofthePhDoffice.
Isaid“CallHamidahatXXXXXXXX”andheasked“HowtospellHamidah?”
“HforHamidah!
AforAmidah!
MforMidah!
IforIdah!
DforDah!
AforAh!
AndHforHamidah!”[阅读全文]
Aftertalkingtohimforawhile,heaskedforthenumberofthePhDoffice.
Isaid“CallHamidahatXXXXXXXX”andheasked“HowtospellHamidah?”
“HforHamidah!
AforAmidah!
MforMidah!
IforIdah!
DforDah!
AforAh!
AndHforHamidah!”[阅读全文]
(2009-04-27 19:42:00)
Diamondsarehardtofindbutnothardtobreak.
Whatisthehardestthingtobreakthen?Theansweris:HABITIfyoubreaktheH,youstillhaveABIT.IfyoubreaktheA,youstillhaveBIT.IfyoubreaktheB,youstillhaveIT!!!Hey,afteryoubreaktheTinIT,thereisstillthe'I'.Thepersonattheendoftheday,istherootofalltheproblems.Now,IknowwhyHABITissohardtobreak.Itsdestinyisinitsname.Theworditself.Mylecturertaughtmenever,never,nevertoASSUME.B...[阅读全文]
Whatisthehardestthingtobreakthen?Theansweris:HABITIfyoubreaktheH,youstillhaveABIT.IfyoubreaktheA,youstillhaveBIT.IfyoubreaktheB,youstillhaveIT!!!Hey,afteryoubreaktheTinIT,thereisstillthe'I'.Thepersonattheendoftheday,istherootofalltheproblems.Now,IknowwhyHABITissohardtobreak.Itsdestinyisinitsname.Theworditself.Mylecturertaughtmenever,never,nevertoASSUME.B...[阅读全文]
(2009-04-27 19:27:44)
TwoCrocodilesweresittingatthesideoftheswampnearthelake.Thesmalleroneturnedtothebiggeroneandsaid,"Ican'tunderstandhowYoucanbesomuchbiggerthanme.We'rethesameage;wewerethesamesizeaskids.Ijustdon'tgetit.""Well,"saidthebigCroc,"whathaveyoubeeneating?""Politicians,sameasyou,"repliedthesmallCroc."Hmm.Well,wheredoyoucatchthem?""DowntheothersideoftheswampneartheparkinglotbytheCapitol.""Samehere.Hmm.Howdoyo...[阅读全文]
(2009-04-08 01:09:21)
(2009-04-04 09:53:39)
4/4/2009是清明，第一个失去亲人的清明。家公在2月24日走了，在和病痛挣扎了三年之后，走的那天我在出差当中，虽然已经有预告，所谓的准备，眼泪还是在饭局上决堤。。。第一个烧纸祭拜的清明，晚餐听一位忘年的朋友吟了这首诗，不知道名字，感觉很好，记录下来，祭奠走了的家公。南北山头多墓田清明祭扫各纷然纸灰化作白蝴蝶血泪染成红杜鹃落日狐狸眠塚上夜归儿女[阅读全文]
(2009-04-03 23:23:32)
落叶褪色的时候在风花雪月的梦里踏着寻找的步子在没有回声的宇宙静谧，凝视我的时刻
秋虫呢哝絮语
我，却从唇边逸出几缕幽灵
向你诉说――
等待
轻轻地，冬的夕阳覆在雪的屋顶
往事，细致地融化
化作雪的一抹幽蓝梦，轻轻地啜泣
累倒在你的领海里
只有我的一叶孤帆
辗转，刻骨的爱怜
生命不再孤独的时候
有你的目光如电闪
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