一部低俗的片片：精子是怎樣射出去的？

作者：趙公子 http://www.bullogger.com/blogs/zhaowei/archives/283321.aspx

發現一個萬惡的資本主義的低俗片片。。像老夫這樣一個陽光，單純，天真，矜持，得體，雞雞積極向上的社會主義青年，這種東西當然隻是用來練英語聽力滴。。

故事背景：在人體大腦的大型控製中心裏，“工作人員”不斷接收發布著各種信息，了解外界指揮身體。。

多說兩句：這個片片是『Everything you always wanted to know about sex』（中文譯為《性愛寶典》）的其中一小段。是美國的天才導演 伍迪·艾倫 自編自導自演的一部很搞的科教片。伍迪在片中扮演那個戴個黑框眼鏡一臉苦相的精子。

對了，這部片子誕生於1972年。

再多說兩句：如果你也對短片中工人們操作某大型器官時的那段合唱曲目感興趣，告訴你那就是著名的《共和國戰歌》。自己去搜吧。

　　Battle Hymn of the Republic

　　Mine eyes have seen the glory
　　Of the coming of the Lord;
　　He is trampling out the vintage
　　Where the grapes of wrath are stored;
　　He hath loosed the fateful lightning
　　Of His terrible swift sword;
　　His truth is marching on.
　　　　　　
　　I have seen Him in the watchfires
　　Of a hundred circling camps
　　They have builded Him an altar
　　In the evening dews and damps;
　　I can read His righteous sentence
　　By the dim and flaring lamps;
　　His day is marching on.
　　
　　Chorus
　　Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
　　Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
　　Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
　　His truth is marching on.
　　
　　I have read a fiery gospel writ
　　In burnished rows of steel:
　　"As ye deal with My contemners,
　　So with you My grace shall deal":
　　Let the Hero born of woman
　　Crush the serpent with His heel,
　　Since God is marching on.
　　
　　He has sounded forth the trumpet
　　That shall never call retreat;
　　He is sifting out the hearts of men
　　Before His judgement seat;
　　Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him;
　　Be jubilant, my feet;
　　Our God is marching on.
　　
　　Chorus
　　Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
　　Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
　　Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
　　His truth is marching on.
　　
　　In the beauty of the lilies
　　Christ was born across the sea,
　　With a glory in His bosom
　　That transfigures you and me;
　　As He died to make men holy,
　　Let us die to make men free;
　　While God is marching on.
　　
　　Chorus
　　Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
　　Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
　　Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
　　His truth is marching on.