from LAUGHTER, THE BEST MEDICINE

Every day a woman stood on her porch and shouted, “Praise the Lord!” And every day the atheist next door yelled back, “There is no Lord!” One day she prayed, “Lord, I’m hungry. Please send me groceries.” The next morning, she found a big bag of food on the stairs. “Praise the Lord,” she shouted. “I told you there was no Lord,” her neighbor said, jumping from behind a bush. “I bought those groceries.” “Praise the Lord,” the woman said. “He not only sent me groceries, but he made the devil pay for them.”

附Google translation：每天都有一個女人站在她的門廊上高呼：“讚美主！” 隔壁的無神論者每天都在回喊：“沒有主！” 有一天她禱告說：“主啊，我餓了。 請把雜貨寄給我。” 第二天早上，她在樓梯上發現了一大袋食物。 “讚美主，”她喊道。 “我告訴過你沒有上帝，”她的鄰居說，從灌木叢後麵跳了下來。 “我買了那些雜貨。” “讚美主，”女人說。 “他不僅給我寄食品雜貨，還讓魔鬼為它們付出代價。”