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看看彈射起飛的好處(圖)

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看看彈射起飛的好處

“百科全書”是個好東西,即便是“自由的百科全書”也是個好東東!

如果你不是某一方麵的專家的話,我勸你還是謙虛一點,也就是說別對“百科全書”裏已經有的東西產生什麽你自己的看法了。

前幾天有些人那大兵阿甘的故事來證明他們對“百科全書”裏已經有的東西產生他們自己的看法是對的,唉,我終於寫了個帖子叫:《大兵阿甘後傳》讀後感,附在後麵供大家參考。

看看“你迷自”級的航母就可以對彈射起飛的效率有個概念樂,當然啦,“你迷自”級屬於“超級”航母。因為如果你相信航母的話,那麽大還是有大的價值的麻。

下麵是我從“自由的百科全書”維基烤過來滴:

 

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附:《大兵阿甘後傳》讀後感

《大兵阿甘後傳》附在後麵供大家參考!

《大兵阿甘後傳》本來是個笑話,可是有些人就從《大兵阿甘後傳》裏看到了智慧,而且這是幾天前活生生地發生在兵壇滴真實故事,嘿嘿,因為我以為他們居然對百科全書裏有的東西也有他們自己的看法是非常滑稽可笑滴,他們就拿出這個笑話顯示他們的思想方法有阿甘這個例子的支持因此正確哪,嘿嘿嘿。

雖然這個帖子的內容是文學城兵壇發生的真實故事引起的,唉,本來我也懶得寫這個帖子,可是今天早晨又在走廊看到一個誇阿甘的帖子,看了佩服和讚賞阿甘的老中還不少哪,所以我就寫這麽個帖子玩玩兒。

《大兵阿甘的正傳》是好萊塢的風靡全球的大片,雖然他心愛的女人回到他的身邊的時候都已經快死了,但是他發了財,而且美軍帶著他一生走遍全世界,他還在中國跟中國國家隊打過乒乓球哪!

所以,大兵阿甘的形象是正麵的就是毫無疑問的了!

當然啦,美軍這麽些大兵,美軍裏有很多阿甘這樣的人也是自然而然的,甚至還可能比好萊塢創造的銀幕上的那個阿甘更可歌可泣都完全有可能性。

所謂“阿甘這樣的人”也就是說體力條件和智力條件跟阿甘相比差不多。

因此,總之,也就是說實際的現實生活中有更多阿甘這樣的人也是自然而然的,甚至還可能比好萊塢創造的銀幕上的那個阿甘更可歌可泣都完全有可能性。

雖然,實際的現實生活中有更多可歌可泣的成功的阿甘,但是,比可歌可泣的成功的阿甘多的多得多的是不可歌隻可泣的不成功的阿甘,這些阿甘跟好萊塢創造的銀幕上的那個阿甘唯二的共同點就是他們的體力條件和智力條件跟阿甘相比差不多,而且實際的現實生活中也有很多老中阿甘。

當然啦,毫無疑問的,好萊塢創造的銀幕上的那個可歌可泣的成功的阿甘給了實際的現實生活中的不可歌隻可泣的不成功的無數阿甘們很多的力!

這些現實中的無數的阿甘們以好萊塢創造的銀幕上的阿甘為榮,他們悄悄地連他們自己也不知不覺地把阿甘的成功轉移到了自己的身上,他們感覺到了成功,甚至智慧。

讓這些人看到智慧的是大兵阿甘對幾個英語文化裏熟知的問題的答案,《大兵阿甘後傳》裏提到了三個問題,第三個是上帝的名字是什麽,對於這個問題答案有好幾個,讓基督徒們去討論吧,我就不說了。

後來,熟悉基督教的北京●茶屋網友指出了,對於第三個問題,阿甘引的應該是:“Our Father, who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name...”,差不多就是說他爹的名字是神聖的意思!

而阿甘說的是:“Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name....”!

所以,我以為這個笑話其實還應該是損阿甘的智力滴,一定要搞清楚人家是“laugh with you”,還是“laughs at you”,嘿嘿,因此,大家還是不要用阿甘當證據來證明自己的思想和看法跟阿甘類似因此有道理。

第一個問題是:What days of the week begin with the letter ‘T’?

英語文字是拚音文字,這個問題是問一個星期的七天的名字的拚寫裏有幾個是以‘T’打頭的,這個問題的巧的地方就是‘th’的發音不是‘t’!

所以,標準答案是星期二(Tuesday)和星期四(Thursday)。

但是,對這個問題,大兵阿甘有自己的答案:“Today and Tomorrow!

啊哈,大兵阿甘有自己的答案,這使得現實中無數的阿甘們以阿甘的這個答案為榮,他們感覺到了成功,甚至智慧。

當然了,現實中無數的阿甘們就不管英文文化裏一個星期的七天的名字是名字,而名字的拚寫是以大寫字母開始的,而今天(today)和明天(tomorrow)就不是名字了,也不是總以‘T’打頭的。再說了,佩服並讚賞阿甘的智力的人們就不會想到星期天的明天就不是這個星期的一天了,嘿嘿。

第二個問題是:How many seconds are there in a year??

很明顯,一般人理解這個問題是問一年裏有多少秒。

然而,對第二個問題,大兵阿甘也有自己的答案:“12!

英文是拚音文字,因此是耳朵的文字,也就是說英文記錄的是聲音,用耳朵的聽力區分發音相同的字和詞是不可能滴,所以,英文裏的同音詞不像中文裏同音字那麽比比皆是,因為中文是象形文字,因此是眼睛的文字,所以同音字在中文裏不是問題,因為眼睛可以鑒別,我的一個老帖子《說說中國文明和基督教文明的幾個不同 》說過這個事情。

其實,同音詞也就是一詞多意,比如說這裏的“second”既可以是“秒”也可以是“第二”。因為英語文化裏每月裏的天以是序數命名的,比如說“January second, February second, March second.....”,也就是“一月第二,二月第二,三月第二......”!

又來了,大兵阿甘又有自己的答案,這使得現實中無數的阿甘們又可以以阿甘的為榮了,他們又感覺到了成功,甚至智慧。

當然了,現實中無數的阿甘們就不管英文文化裏“January second”、“February second”和“March second.....,是名字,因此這些“January second”應該是不可以分出來滴。再說了,佩服並讚賞阿甘的智力的人們也不會想到英文數數跟中文不同,比如說英文裏沒有中文裏的“一頭牛”的“頭”和“一匹馬”的“匹”等等,英文裏名詞才可以數,而且是可數的名詞才可以數,而作為“第二”的“second”不僅不是可數名詞,連名詞都不是,因為作為“第二”的“second”是序數詞,因此是不可數滴,嘿嘿。

最後,我再說一遍《大兵阿甘後傳》本來是個笑話,而且是英文笑話,熟悉英文文化的人們聽了笑一笑就算了,當然也可以欣賞這個笑話的巧妙和聰明。

但是,有些人對這個笑話加以發揮甚至把它當成了顯示什麽思想方法的正確性的證據就滑稽可笑了,因為他們這樣想就是提供了他們自己就是現實的老中阿甘的證據了。

附:《大兵阿甘後傳》

Forest Gump, the after

The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. The gates are closed, however,and Forest approaches the gatekeeper.

Saint Peter says, "Well, Forest, it's certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must inform you that the place is filling up fast, and we've been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The tests are fairly short, but you need to pass before you can get into Heaven." Forest responds, "It shore is good to be here Saint Peter. I was looking forward to this. Nobody ever told me about any entrance exams. Shore hope the test ain't too hard; life was a big enough test as it was." Saint Peter goes on, "Yes, I know Forest. But, the test I have for you is only three questions. Here is the first: What days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? Second, how many seconds are there in a year? Third, what is God's first name?"

Forest goes away to think the questions over. He returns the next day and goes up to Saint Peter to try to answer the exam questions. Saint Peter waves him up and asks, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers."

Forest says, "Well, the first one, - how many days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? Shucks, that one's easy; that'd be Today and Tomorrow !" The saint's eyes open wide and he exclaims, "Forest ! That's not what I was thinking, but ... you do have a point though, and I guess I didn't specify, so I give you credit for that answer."

"How about the next one" says Saint Peter, "how many seconds in a year?" "Now that one's harder," says Forest. "But, I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve." Astounded, Saint Peter says, "Twelve! Twelve! Forest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?" Forest says, "Shucks, there gotta be twelve: January second, February second, March second....." "Hold it," interrupts Saint Peter. "I see where you're going with it. And I guess I see your point, though that wasn't quite what I had in mind. I'll give you credit for that one too."

"Let's go on with the next and final question," says Saint Peter, "Can you tell me God's first name?" Forest says, "Well shore, I know God's first name. Everbody probly knows it. It's Howard."

"Howard?" asks Saint Peter. "What makes you think it's 'Howard'?" Forest answers, "It's in the prayer." "The prayer?" asks Saint Peter, "Which prayer?" "The Lord's Prayer," responds Forest: "Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name...."

 

 

 

 

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