Mommy, you are thin because you are poor.
(2010-12-27 19:50:44)
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Last week, my older son Andrew said to me "Mommy, I think I know why you are thinner than daddy". I was very surprised because I don't even know why. "Why?", I asked.
Andrew said, you are thin because you are poor. "Oh, yeah?" I was hooked up with his novel theory. Andrew went on explaining: "Mommy, everytime we went to MacDonald, you only eat the wrap, which is very healthy. But If I would give you TWENTY-FIVE dollars, you would be able to afford a hamberg. Then you will be fatter." I can't help laughing.
Oh well, Andrew figured it out that mommy is really cheap. "But, Andrew, I picked wrap only because I like it better!" I said. Apparently, he was not convinced and still believed poor mommy can only afford healthy veggies, but rich daddy can afford hambergers with beef. Therefore, mommy is thinner than daddy.
For those who really want to lose weight, perhaps losing some money can help? Lol.