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(嚴肅的搞笑版)--- 我是 “希拉裏派來的”----請假條----暫別網友!

(2008-09-22 20:25:36) 下一個

(嚴肅的搞笑版)--- 我是 “希拉裏派來的”

請假條----暫別網友!

 

尊敬的各位圈友:

 

鑒於2008 美國總統大選還有一個多月就要開始了。在我無比尊敬的希拉裏參議員動之以情,曉之以理的強烈建議下,我現在又要開始為民主黨的候選人奧巴馬同誌助選了,同時還要兼顧為我們尊重的父母官國會議員藍普森助選。我在博客圈子逍遙的日子暫時要告一段落。

 

2008年是中國的災難之年,冰災,藏獨,列車相撞,汶川地震,到毒奶粉,災害連連, 中國人民怨聲載道,食品恐慌。但中國人民有著堅韌的精神,在共產黨的英明領導下,克服困難,戰勝災害,並在危難中勝利舉辦了舉世矚目的奧運會,為我人民增光,令世界華裔揚眉吐氣。

 

無獨有偶,中國人民的戰略夥伴美國今年也是天災人禍不停,災難連綿,從無休無止,勞民傷財的伊拉克戰爭,次級貸款風暴,到房地產沒收潮,從九月艾克颶風,到華爾街全麵崩潰,美國人民也開始生活中水生火熱之中,並在共和黨領導下勝利走向第二次大蕭條

 

是可忍,孰不可忍,美國人民已經不能讓共和黨繼續把持朝政。麥克恩爺爺作為越戰老兵,雖然令人敬仰。但廉頗老矣,尚能飯否?你能想象敬愛的麥爺爺哪天突然不願動彈,而把泱泱美國交到一個來自阿拉斯加小州的大美人佩林姐姐手裏嗎?

 

雖然我和我的戰友們為希拉裏同誌奉獻了所有的智慧和精力財力,並幫她贏了德州,完成了一個不可能的任務,紅色德州是共和黨的天下,但是我們把她變藍了。雖然我們敬愛的希拉裏同誌為了顧全黨的利益,為防黨內分裂而主動退選,我們這些久經考驗的忠誠的希拉裏主義戰士經曆了三個多月的內心掙紮,和艱苦卓絕的思想鬥爭,現在終於看清了形勢。

 

在前總統比爾克林頓同誌的英明指引下,在希拉裏同誌的正確領導下,我們決定緊密跟著希姐走,團結在民主黨中央的周圍。非常感謝布什政府,在我們還在搖擺不定,不肯背叛對偉大卓越的希拉裏同誌的一片忠心之下,用華爾街風暴狠狠地推了我們一把,把我們震醒,使我們堅定了信心,跟著希姐走,不回頭!希姐說向東,我們絕不向西,希姐說支持奧哥哥,我們絕不支持麥爺爺!

 

今天,本人和更多的“稀飯”們接到了我們的希姐征召,將要踏上支持奧哥哥的偉大征程。我們將走入選民中間,告訴大家“我是希拉裏,派來的!,來搞,助選工作的!”。因此,丹奇在這裏向所有熱愛丹奇,丹奇摯愛的所有網友鄭重請假一個半月,這段時間可能沒有時間來看望大家,寫貼回帖了。丹奇接到希拉裏同誌征召,準備把自己的全身心投入到這場艱苦卓絕的總統大選中去,將再一次舉起“亞裔助選委員會的”帥旗,領著我的戰友們為改變我們的命運而戰,為改變美國而戰。網友們,為我們呐喊吧,為我們歡呼吧!我們要保衛家園不被拍賣,保護工作不再失業,保衛美國不再蕭條。我們頭不可以斷,血不需要流,隻需要每一個公民手中的那張選票!為了我們的子孫後代不唾罵我們,為了他們明天不再為我們今天愚蠢的不作為承擔可怕的後果,大家一起把民主黨候選人奧巴馬同誌送入白宮吧!所有美國的華裔公民們,為了新美國,投下您神聖的一票吧!!!

親愛的網友們,今天的暫別是為了明天的永聚,丹奇祝福大家這段時間幸福,安康,千萬遠離毒奶粉!大姐一定攜勝利的消息凱旋,到時我們一起在圈子擺慶功酒,唱“祝酒歌”吧!


大夥如果想念丹奇,希望了解丹奇的助選經曆,歡迎訪問以下助選網站:

www.aaflc.com (為國會議員藍普森助選,美國第一家中文助選網站,俺自己設計的)

www.aafhc.org (為希拉裏總統候選人助選的中文網站,獨此一家)


請假人:

丹奇

二零零八年九月二十二日晚上七點整

 

(附希拉裏同誌的征召信原件: 圈子如有美籍華裔,請積極參與成為“希拉裏派來的”人)

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