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I wander many years in outside, homesickness am cherished, thereupon then does not attend to "stream of people of the spring festival transportation" like moistly, impatient to get back, returned to the long separation hometown.
"Spring Festival" just passed, my old schoolmate Wang, also was present old Siberian elm's village director invites me to eat meal to in his family. My this old schoolmate really has the capacity for alcohol, we first drink 60 old white wine, meets is drinking the beer. Said sentence Real intention, I also somewhat am unable to withstand. But, I once rushed in outside (A lot of ages in which oneself is busied outside of me) the year, although on did not have the capacity for alcohol, might also be able to resist the period of time. Our many years do not see, each other must discusses the daily family activity, between the old schoolmate does not have the barrier, I on the probe asked which he does come that many money, he unexpectedly had a big mouth, speaks his "to become rich the" secret......
The higher authority civil administration department gives out the poor rural household, household enjoying the five guarantees's subsidy generally all provides by the village in, this section we all leave behind a part to pay wages as the village commission. Moreover, the civil administration department "Spring Festival in front of" can give the poor rural household some rice flour oils and the clothing every year, we leave behind the quite good clothing, again reduces each household assignment amount some ---- to have to divide besides the village cadre falls in part of ---- villages to have the night watchman! Thus, in our each village cadre's family on obtained clothing basic sufficient several month-long.
These years country is appropriating takes back from agriculture also Lin Kuanshi according to the area computation, but we according to the survival rate computation, only this item of we greatly have gained.
The tax spends before the reform, we all must three raise above five series "in" to make the issue, must many increase price, otherwise, how does the village commission's cafeteria manage? Doesn't this year, eat does not eat in vain, who eats without paying not to eat! In the town main leadership Time of one o'clock (point) is drawn out during busy meets the Laishan to eat the sea to drink --- deals with the relationship between superior and subordinate.
I asked that, you do this, the populace do not oppose? After the old schoolmate listens to saying which the appearance flies upwards that, In our village, but also really has that several not one who understands the times, all day was shouting "bears overweight", starts to report to the authorities to the county in, afterwards arrived the city, the province, finally arrived Beijing, listened to in the town the leader said Ministry of Agriculture came to turn over the handling the letter, afterwards is put aside. Let alone our here so, the national farmer bears all like this, considers to where also is in vain however. Once, they refuse to pay "three to raise five series", we have organized a sub-element, comes "to" defiant person "to kill the chicken while the monkey watches", is called the police to detain them, afterwards, the sub-element seizes theirs production daily necessities. From then on, very few occurred again resists the junction "defiant person".
The old schoolmate continues mysterious to say that, you knew why I have done for more than 30 years? In the countryside works as the cadre, certainly to be sure jokes, must look in town main leadership meaningful glance, knew very well he happy is wicked, otherwise, gave up any idea of steadily makes "Senkaku Islands". Let alone "fishes perquisite", is you uncorrupt also can fry by "squid". Now works as the village cadre, where has not not corruptly? The corrupt number few was has been honest, otherwise everybody struggled works as village cadre for what!
You said that, the water conservancy department allocates funds, to use for nearly every year to drill the mechanical well or to realign a river. Most recent several years are Ministry of Water Conservation do not drink do not drink the doorknob funds to dial in vain to the village in, now have not been good, generally all are come by the water conservancy department directly to construct the side payment. But, a "height foot, evil spirit high ten feet", we specially look for own ginseng and the construction, after treats when the project is completed to the finance department Money is taken, the multi- newspapers construction quantity, the construction side and we are all many cup of thick soup. Each other has a tacit understanding, lives in peace with each other.
I really am "listen to Mr. what one says, the victory to read ten years book"! Original village cadre's "perquisite" unexpectedly has such in a big way! My foreign-style clothing is relentless, continues to ask that, You do the embezzlement not to fear the populace report to the authorities? The old schoolmate has patted my shoulder, confidently said......
You thought we completely took in the embezzlement money in own pouch? Non-! If such speech, our already be exposed. Must want to achieve safe and sound, had first "to feed the above main leadership" to be good, other young soldier privates simply paid no attention to him.
Hears here, I unable to restrain the bursting out laughing to laugh in spite of trying not to. I asked whether these years do have expose you? After the old schoolmate listens, looks disgruntled, layer on layer as soon as strikes the hand toward the table on, as if somewhat bristles with anger the appearance, is panting in indignation downward says......
Three years ago, some several populace really are ignorant of current affairs, they unexpectedly consider us to the city discipline inspection commission. You said they can win a lawsuit us? I ask in reply: In your heart is confident very much? He carries the wine class, tosses down, carefree dripping said......
The discipline inspection commission cadre's just started on a journey, we have received the telephone. They as soon as alight, is crowded around by the county township main leadership around was entering a luxurious hotel. After It drinks once eating once very much, also gives them several Beautiful elder sister to enjoy, has delivered the red package afterwards, is radiant with smiles the discipline inspection commission cadre mysterious said to us: We in report the leadership on the material to sign "to look up do not have this matter". Although that several do not know good from bad the populace still persisted to report to the authorities, but they actually did not know, we were the protection which is led the higher authority!
The old schoolmate speaks of here, I suddenly remember about the village commission change session the election situation, after he listens to the appearance to fly upwards immediately, continues to say......
The countryside election all is walks the interlude. The populace represent with villagers group leaders all are we appoint, in the town assumes personal command cadre to the village in, even if the populace do not throw our ticket also not to matter, in the town also must be called us to continue to do, you said we can get down? We and they already were tie up in on-line the grasshopper!
The old schoolmate endlessly was saying, his wife illuminates his Back
is a palm of the hand, shouts: Is depending on the old schoolmate is not the bystander, you looked you have drunk that -You see a lot, drink you, and it urinates in soup in it the boat tracker......
I hurriedly meet the stubble, he drank many, all was Story of sake
. Actually, after the "liquor spits true words".
Works many years in the city, has gradually faded from the memory to the hometown matter, suddenly listens to old schoolmate's generous Say going into raptures, cannot help but has held breath cold air. Unexpectedly obtains the higher authority even higher authority compared to the sesame seed grain of also small village official higher authority's "to protect"!
倒吸一口涼氣:一個村幹部的酒後話!
鄙人在外漂流多年,思鄉心切,於是便不顧"春運"之人流如潮,歸心似箭,回到了久別了的故鄉。
" 春節"剛剛過去,我的一位老同學王某,也就是現在老榆樹的村主任就邀請我到他的家裏吃飯。我的這位老同學真有海量,我們先喝六十度的老白幹,接著又喝啤酒。說句心裏話,我也有些招架不住。不過,我曾在外奔波多年,雖說不上有海量,可也能抵擋一陣子。我們多年不見,彼此要嘮嘮家常,老同學之間沒有隔閡,我就試探地問他哪來的那麽多錢,他竟口無遮攔,講起了他"致富"的秘訣......
上級民政部門撥給貧困戶、五保戶的補助金一般都由村裏發放,此款我們都留下一部分作為村委會開支。另外,民政部門每年"春節"前都會給貧困戶一些米麵油和衣物,我們把比較好的衣物留下,再把各戶的分配數額減掉一些----除了村幹部要分掉一部分外----村裏有更夫啊!這樣,我們每個村幹部的家裏所得的衣物基本夠用上幾個月的。
這幾年國家在撥付退耕還林款時按麵積計算,而我們則按成活率計算,僅此一項我們就大賺了一筆。
稅費改革前,我們都要在"三提五統"上麵做文章,必須多多加碼,否則,村委會的食堂怎麽辦?這年頭,不吃白不吃,白吃誰不吃!鎮裏的主要領導忙裏偷閑會來山吃海喝的---處理好上下級關係嘛。
我問,你們這樣做,群眾不反對嗎?老同學聽後神采飛揚的說:在咱村裏,還真有那麽幾個不識時務者,整日叫嚷著"負擔過重",開始到縣裏舉報,後來又到市、省,最後到北京,聽鎮裏的領導說農業部來了交辦函,後來被束之高閣了。別說咱這裏如此,全國的農民負擔都這樣,告到哪裏也是枉然。有一次,他們拒絕交納 "三提五統",我們組織了一個小分隊,對"刁民"來個"殺雞給猴看",叫警察將他們拘留,之後,小分隊把他們的生產生活用品奪走。從那以後,很少再發生拒交的"刁民"了。
老同學繼續神秘兮兮地說,你知道我為什麽幹了三十多年嗎?在農村當幹部,可不是鬧著玩的,必須看鎮裏主要領導的眼色,熟知他的喜惡,否則,休想穩做"釣魚台"。別說"撈油水",就是你兩袖清風也會被"炒魷魚"。現在當村幹部的,哪有不貪的?貪的數目少的就是廉潔了,不然誰都爭當村幹部為了啥?
你說,水利部門幾乎每年都撥款,用來打機井或整治河道。前幾年是水利部不喝白不喝門把款撥到村裏,現在不行了,一般都是由水利部門來直接向施工方付款。不過,"道高一尺,魔高一丈",我們專門找自己的人參與施工,待工程竣工後到財政部門支款時,多報施工量,施工方與我們都多得一杯羹。彼此心照不宣,相安無事。
我真是"聽君一席話,勝讀十年書"啊!原來村幹部的"油水"竟有這麽大!我洋裝不解,繼續問:你們搞貪汙不怕群眾舉報?老同學拍了一下我的肩膀,胸有成竹地說......
你以為我們把貪汙的錢完全收進自己的囊中了?非也!若那樣的話,我們早就東窗事發了。要想做到安然無恙,就必須把上麵的主要領導先"喂"好了,其他的小兵小卒幹脆不理他。
聽到這裏,我不禁啞然失笑。我問這幾年是否有揭發你們的嗎?老同學聽後,麵帶慍色,把手往桌子上重重地一擊,似乎有些怒發衝冠的樣子,氣呼呼的往下說......
三年前,有幾個群眾真不識時務,他們竟向市紀委告我們。你說他們能告倒我們嗎?我反問:你心裏很有底?他端起酒杯,一飲而盡,暢快淋漓地說......
紀委幹部剛剛起程,我們就接到了電話。他們一下車,就被縣鄉主要領導前後簇擁著走進了一家豪華飯店。一頓大快朵頤之後,又給他們幾個靚妹享用,之後又送了紅包,笑容可掬的紀委幹部對我們神秘兮兮地說:我們在上報領導的材料上簽上"查無此事"吧。盡管那幾個不知好歹的群眾仍堅持舉報,可他們卻不曉得,我們是受上級領導的保護!
老同學說到這裏,我突然想起關於村委會換屆選舉的情況,他聽後頓時神采飛揚,繼續說......
農村選舉全是走過場。群眾代表與村民組長都是我們任命的,鎮裏的幹部到村裏坐鎮,即使群眾不投我們的票也無所謂,鎮裏也必須叫我們繼續幹,你說我們能下去嗎?我們與他們已經是拴在一根線上的螞蚱了!
老同學正喋喋不休地說著,他的老婆照的他的後背就是一巴掌,嚷道:倚仗著老同學不是外人,你看你喝了那麽多尿湯子......
我急忙接茬,他喝多了,全是酒話。其實,"酒後吐真言"。
在城裏打工多年,對家鄉的事已漸漸淡忘了,突聽老同學的一陣慷慨陳辭,不由得倒吸了一口涼氣。一個比芝麻粒還小的村官竟得到上級甚至上級的上級的"保護"!