警察逮女犯，反被女犯擒

說美國的罪犯笨，那一般是因為罪犯隻能是"在戰爭中學習戰爭"，所能接受的在職訓練有限。可警察就不同了，警察上崗前，是要訓練有素、不達要求不能上崗的。如果警察笨了，可是不能讓人放心。

美國警察除佩戴實槍實彈外，還用一種電擊武器，叫做Taser gun(簡稱Taser)。美國高速公路上的巡警叫troopers，上班時也佩戴Taser。

某日猶他州一位高速公路巡警(one trooper)，見路上一輛小卡車疑是被偷盜車輛，就上前停住卡車。沒想到車內女乘客下來對trooper毫無畏懼，還用鞋砸trooper，用牙咬trooper。情急之下，trooper要用Taser來製住女乘客，但這時Taser居然不能擊發，於是trooper就把Taser丟棄一邊。可當時女乘客撿起Taser，對著trooper就發射。在女乘客手裏，Taser擊發全然正常，倒黴的trooper就這樣反被女嫌犯所製，更讓trooper臉紅的是，女嫌犯已年屆41。

當然，另一位trooper過來解救了同伴，再用Taser製服了女嫌犯。

美國警察在美國人民跟前是:  權力有餘，威嚴不足。

(附故事原文)
SALT LAKE CITY --Police have arrested a woman they said used a Utah Highway Patrol trooper's Taser on him. Lisa Parker, 41, was booked into the Salt Lake County jail for investigation of aggravated assault, interference with an arresting officer and unauthorized control of a motor vehicle. Authorities said a Utah Highway Patrol trooper pulled over a truck he thought was stolen on Saturday.

Utah Highway Patrol Sgt. Jeff Nigbur said the officer attempted to arrest the female passenger but she hit him with her shoe and bit him.

Nigbur said the trooper tried to use his Taser but it didn't fire, so he threw it aside. But authorities say Parker picked it up and fired a shock called a "dry stun" into the officer.

A K-9 unit and back-up officer arrived, and Parker eventually was Tasered.

It was not clear whether Parker had an attorney yet and the jail had no additional information.

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回複Wiserman的評論:
哈! 真槍的喜劇效果要差些。崩了警察後，該女同誌還可能直接去銀行，會有若幹人的生命受到威脅。所以還是讓女同誌使Taser吧。

[Wiserman]

好故事.
Utah Highway Patrol 比較客氣,LAPD/CA HWY PATROL/NYPD...就用真槍了!