funning phrases

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.


I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more shall I say..........


If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?


Since light travels faster than sound, people appear
Bright until you hear them speak.


How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?


Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.