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(2011-05-22 21:36:34)
I'llseekyouout,flayyoualive
Onemorewordandyouwon'tsurvive
AndI'mnotscaredofyourstolenpower
IseerightthroughyouanyhourIwon'tsootheyourpain
Iwon'teaseyourstrain
You'llbewaitinginvain
IgotnothingforyoutogainI'mtakingitslow,feedingmyflame
Shufflingthecardsofyourgame
Andjustintime,intherightplace
SuddenlyIwillplaymyace
Iwon'tsootheyourpain
Iwon'teaseyour...[閱讀全文]
(2011-05-16 23:20:07)
TwodoctorsandanHMOmanagerdieandlineuptogetheratthePearlyGates.
OnedoctorstepsforwardandtellsSt.Peter,"Asapediatricsurgeon,Isavedhundredsofchildren."St.Peterletshimenter.
Thenextdoctorsays,"Asapsychiatrist,Ihelpedthousandsofpeoplelivebetterlives."St.Petertellshimtogoahead.
Thelastmansays,"IwasanHMOmanager.Igotcountlessfamiliescost-effectivehealthcare."
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OnedoctorstepsforwardandtellsSt.Peter,"Asapediatricsurgeon,Isavedhundredsofchildren."St.Peterletshimenter.
Thenextdoctorsays,"Asapsychiatrist,Ihelpedthousandsofpeoplelivebetterlives."St.Petertellshimtogoahead.
Thelastmansays,"IwasanHMOmanager.Igotcountlessfamiliescost-effectivehealthcare."
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(2011-05-10 11:00:19)
TranslatingManagementSpeak
(2011-05-04 23:33:51)
Donotwalkbehindme,forImaynotlead.Donotwalkaheadofme,formaynotfollow.Donotwalkbesideme,either.Leavemealone.
Thejourneyofathousandmilesbeginswithabrokenfanbeltandaleakytire.
It'salwaysdarkestbeforedawn.Soifyou'regoingtostealyourneighbor'snewspaper,that'sthetimetodoit.
Sexislikeair.It'snotimportantunlessyouaren'tgettingany.
Don'tbeirreplaceable.Ifyoucan'tbereplaced,youcan'tbepromoted....[閱讀全文]
Thejourneyofathousandmilesbeginswithabrokenfanbeltandaleakytire.
It'salwaysdarkestbeforedawn.Soifyou'regoingtostealyourneighbor'snewspaper,that'sthetimetodoit.
Sexislikeair.It'snotimportantunlessyouaren'tgettingany.
Don'tbeirreplaceable.Ifyoucan'tbereplaced,youcan'tbepromoted....[閱讀全文]
(2011-04-26 09:37:20)
Youevernotice?ineverysinglecopmovie,likehalfwaythroughthemovie,there'salwaysthisscenewherethemaindude,thecop,willgetshot,andthenhe'llfall,like,10storiesoutofabuilding,andthenhe'llbe,like,
'Ugh,I'mgettin'toooldforthis'
AndI'mlike,wasthereatimewherethatwasOK?Ithinkthat'sbadatanypointinyourlife.Hasanybodyeverbeenshotandbeenlike,
'Ohmygod!I'mexactlytherightageforthis.'
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'Ugh,I'mgettin'toooldforthis'
AndI'mlike,wasthereatimewherethatwasOK?Ithinkthat'sbadatanypointinyourlife.Hasanybodyeverbeenshotandbeenlike,
'Ohmygod!I'mexactlytherightageforthis.'
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(2011-04-20 22:05:20)
1.一懶貓瘋狂地追求一老鼠,終於結婚。
婚後貓對老鼠百般苛護,老鼠很快變胖。老鼠很感動:“親愛的，為什麽對我這麽好呀!”貓嘿嘿笑道:'等你再胖一點就知道了.
2.夏天活捉到蚊子該怎麽辦呢? 1.當然要撫養他
2.送他上學
3.給他買房子
4.幫他娶媳婦
5.給他看孩子不然你還能怎麽辦呢?
畢竟它身上流的是你的血
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婚後貓對老鼠百般苛護,老鼠很快變胖。老鼠很感動:“親愛的，為什麽對我這麽好呀!”貓嘿嘿笑道:'等你再胖一點就知道了.
2.夏天活捉到蚊子該怎麽辦呢? 1.當然要撫養他
2.送他上學
3.給他買房子
4.幫他娶媳婦
5.給他看孩子不然你還能怎麽辦呢?
畢竟它身上流的是你的血
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(2011-04-16 01:33:21)
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(2011-04-08 23:31:39)
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(2011-04-06 14:29:32)
I'mthinkingofgettingoffFacebook,gettingoffTwitter.Youknowwhy?Ijustwanttosignupforaservicethat,everyhour,textsmethemessage'You'renotalone.'Ithinkthatwoulddothetrick.
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(2011-03-27 22:05:22)
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