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(2012-02-24 13:41:27)
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(2012-01-20 09:14:08)
1.隨便.
男：今朝雅到阿拉7薩麽什啊？
笑班長：隨便！男：7火鍋伐？
笑班長：伐來賽，吃火鍋麵孔高頭要長痘痘厄!男：各麽阿拉7川菜？
笑班長：昨末子剛剛7古川菜，今朝又吃。。。。男：各麽阿拉7海鮮起？嗬嗬......
笑班長：海鮮伐好，7了要肚皮卅厄！男：各麽弄剛7薩？
笑班長：隨便.......
2.才苦亦.
男：阿拉現在組撒起奈？？
笑班[閱讀全文]
男：今朝雅到阿拉7薩麽什啊？
笑班長：隨便！男：7火鍋伐？
笑班長：伐來賽，吃火鍋麵孔高頭要長痘痘厄!男：各麽阿拉7川菜？
笑班長：昨末子剛剛7古川菜，今朝又吃。。。。男：各麽阿拉7海鮮起？嗬嗬......
笑班長：海鮮伐好，7了要肚皮卅厄！男：各麽弄剛7薩？
笑班長：隨便.......
2.才苦亦.
男：阿拉現在組撒起奈？？
笑班[閱讀全文]
(2012-01-18 21:55:15)
She'sblood,fleshandbones
Notucksorsilicone
She'stouchsmellsighttasteandsound
ButsomehowIcan'tbelievethatanythingshouldhappen
Iknowwe'rerightwhereIbelongandnothing'sgonnahappen,yeah
Causeshe'ssohigh
Highaboveme,she'ssolovely
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(2012-01-05 00:14:08)
1.Askaquestion:You:what’sgoingon?
Yourcolleague:nothing.You:comeon,tellmeaboutit.
Yourcolleague:tellyouwhat?Thereisnothinggoingon.你:咋的了?
你同事:沒咋的.你:咋的了你就說唄,說了能咋的?
你同事:真的沒咋的.2.Askagain:You:whatdidyoutellthem?
Yourcolleague:tellthemaboutwhat?You:youknowwhat.
Yourcolleague:no,Ireallydon’t.你:你磕趁誰了?
你同事:我磕趁誰了?你:你磕趁誰了你自己知...[閱讀全文]
Yourcolleague:nothing.You:comeon,tellmeaboutit.
Yourcolleague:tellyouwhat?Thereisnothinggoingon.你:咋的了?
你同事:沒咋的.你:咋的了你就說唄,說了能咋的?
你同事:真的沒咋的.2.Askagain:You:whatdidyoutellthem?
Yourcolleague:tellthemaboutwhat?You:youknowwhat.
Yourcolleague:no,Ireallydon’t.你:你磕趁誰了?
你同事:我磕趁誰了?你:你磕趁誰了你自己知...[閱讀全文]
(2011-12-13 21:06:43)
Greetingcardshaveallbeensent
TheChristmasrushisthrough
ButIstillhaveonewishtomake
AspecialoneforyouMerryChristmasdarling
We'reapartthat'strue
ButIcandreamandinmydreams
I'mChristmas-ingwithyouHolidaysarejoyful
There'salwayssomethingnew
Buteveryday'saholiday
WhenI'mneartoyou
Thelightsonmytree
Iwishyoucouldsee
Iwishiteveryday
Logsonthefire
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(2011-10-16 00:44:35)
(2011-05-31 23:42:09)
一初級女程序員搜索：SELECT*FROM男人
WHERE未婚=trueand有房=trueand有車=true
and條件in(‘帥氣’,‘大方’,’紳士’,’會做家務’,‘最好還能帶孩子’) 一資深女程序員回複:(0row(s)affected)
老婆給當程序員的老公打電話：“下班順路買一斤包子帶回來，如果看到賣西瓜的，買一個。”當晚，程序員老公手捧一個包子進了家門。。。老婆怒道：“你怎麽就買了一個包子？！[閱讀全文]
WHERE未婚=trueand有房=trueand有車=true
and條件in(‘帥氣’,‘大方’,’紳士’,’會做家務’,‘最好還能帶孩子’) 一資深女程序員回複:(0row(s)affected)
老婆給當程序員的老公打電話：“下班順路買一斤包子帶回來，如果看到賣西瓜的，買一個。”當晚，程序員老公手捧一個包子進了家門。。。老婆怒道：“你怎麽就買了一個包子？！[閱讀全文]
(2011-05-24 00:09:43)
I'mTiredYes,I'mtired.ForseveralyearsI'vebeenblamingitonmiddleage,ironpoorblood,lackofvitamins,airpollution,waterpollution,saccharin,obesity,dieting,under-armodor,yellowwaxbuild-up,andadozenothermaladiesthatmakeyouwonderiflifeisreallyworthliving.ButnowIfindout,itisnoneofthat.
I'mtiredbecauseI'moverworked.Thepopulationofthiscountryis337million,154millionareretired.Thatleaves183milliontodothework...[閱讀全文]
