A Year in Chicago
A Year in Chicago
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(2007-02-03 00:25:23)
SHE'SGONE
Everybody'shighonconsolation
Everybody'stryingtotellmewhat'srightforme
Mydaddytriedtoboremewithasermon
butit'splaintoseethattheycan'tcomfortme
SorryCharliefortheimposition
IthinkI'vegotit,gotthestrengthtocarryon
Ineedadrinkandaquickdecision
Nowit'suptome,oohwhatwillbe
Chorus:
She'sGoneOhI,OhI'd
betterlearnhowtofaceit
She'sGoneOhI,OhI'd...[閱讀全文]
(2007-02-03 00:25:23)
測試將顯示你在過去生命中曾經曆過什麽樣的愛情。
1、你曾經在同一時間喜歡過兩個人。
是：進到Q4；否：進到Q2
2、你願意跟自己年輕的異性戀愛，而不是比自己更年長的。
是：進到Q5；否：進到Q3
3、當你喜歡上某個人，常常是你先向對方表白。
是：進到Q5；否：進到Q6
4、你把自己的父母，及像自己父母的伴侶，視為兩個人之間親密關係的典範。
是[閱讀全文]
1、你曾經在同一時間喜歡過兩個人。
是：進到Q4；否：進到Q2
2、你願意跟自己年輕的異性戀愛，而不是比自己更年長的。
是：進到Q5；否：進到Q3
3、當你喜歡上某個人，常常是你先向對方表白。
是：進到Q5；否：進到Q6
4、你把自己的父母，及像自己父母的伴侶，視為兩個人之間親密關係的典範。
是[閱讀全文]
(2007-02-03 00:25:23)
我說：“小熊開了個便利店，賣日用品。有一天來了個兔子，問：‘請問，有胡蘿卜麽？’小熊說：‘沒有。’兔子搖著耳朵走了。過了一個小時，兔子又來了，問：‘請問，有胡蘿卜麽？’小熊不耐煩地說：‘不是告訴你沒有了麽？’兔子說了聲哦，又走了。第二天，兔子又來了，還是那句話：‘請問，有胡蘿卜麽？’小熊急了，大喊：‘都告訴你沒有！你要是再來我就[閱讀全文]
(2007-02-03 00:25:23)
Asthesayinggoes,whenyoulovesomeone,youlovehim/herbodyandsoul.
Literally.
Thenwhatifyoucan’tfindsuchaperfect2in1lover?
Oftentimes,wedolovesomeonebodyandsoul,buttoagreatlydifferentdegree.Iftheformerreigns,doyouholdontotherelationshipbecauseofthephysicalintimacy,thepassionthatyoubodycraves?Andifthelatter,doyoutreasurehim/herbecauseyouthinkyouhavefoundyouronceinalifetimesoulmate?
Inci...[閱讀全文]
Literally.
Thenwhatifyoucan’tfindsuchaperfect2in1lover?
Oftentimes,wedolovesomeonebodyandsoul,buttoagreatlydifferentdegree.Iftheformerreigns,doyouholdontotherelationshipbecauseofthephysicalintimacy,thepassionthatyoubodycraves?Andifthelatter,doyoutreasurehim/herbecauseyouthinkyouhavefoundyouronceinalifetimesoulmate?
Inci...[閱讀全文]
(2007-02-03 00:25:23)
OnceuponatimeIwenttoarealestatebroker’sofficeandsawalittlerockthingywiththefollowinginscription:
Aneattableisthesignofasickmind
AndIwantedtodotwothingsrightaway:
1.Sayoutloud:AMEN!
2.Pockettherockandmakearunforthedoor(notreally…:))
ThismessagecorroboratedmylongtimebeliefthatI,oftheentirehumanrace,havethehealthiestmind.:D
JusttogiveyouanideawhatImean.Everymorning,Igointomy...[閱讀全文]
Aneattableisthesignofasickmind
AndIwantedtodotwothingsrightaway:
1.Sayoutloud:AMEN!
2.Pockettherockandmakearunforthedoor(notreally…:))
ThismessagecorroboratedmylongtimebeliefthatI,oftheentirehumanrace,havethehealthiestmind.:D
JusttogiveyouanideawhatImean.Everymorning,Igointomy...[閱讀全文]
(2007-02-03 00:25:23)
OnedayIaskedmyfriendJazzy:doyoulikeSexandtheCity?
Nopehesaid.
Why?Ipressedon.
Fourbitches.Heshotback,conclusively.
Whatthe$#&^*%^&?
Youcan’tdiscussimportantmatterswithJazzysometimes.Foronethinghecan’tevencount.
Asweallknow;)thereAREnofourbitchesinSexandtheCity.
Thereareonlytwoandahalfbitches.Therest1.5aredecent.:D
Okay,here’sarundownoftheSATCwomen.
Thetopbitc...[閱讀全文]
Nopehesaid.
Why?Ipressedon.
Fourbitches.Heshotback,conclusively.
Whatthe$#&^*%^&?
Youcan’tdiscussimportantmatterswithJazzysometimes.Foronethinghecan’tevencount.
Asweallknow;)thereAREnofourbitchesinSexandtheCity.
Thereareonlytwoandahalfbitches.Therest1.5aredecent.:D
Okay,here’sarundownoftheSATCwomen.
Thetopbitc...[閱讀全文]
(2007-02-03 00:25:23)
InevertooktheVdayasabigdeal.Let’sfaceit,it’sallaboutthecard/chocolatepeoplechargingthebeejesusoutoftheintelligence-challengedloversinthismake-believe“romantic”day.AsaconfidentslashindependentandmightIaddunorthodoxprofessional,Ibelievewhatmattersmostisthecollectivewisdombetweenmeandmybelovedofrefusingtogetcarriedawaybythecommercialconspiracies.
SoIshouldfeelrighteousandjustifiedoflivingtheF...[閱讀全文]
SoIshouldfeelrighteousandjustifiedoflivingtheF...[閱讀全文]
(2007-01-26 12:49:06)
IWait!Wait!Turando~~~(Idon'tthinkI'llbeabletofinishthisinthenext30minutesbutatleastIcanmakeastart~~~~)Iwassickyesterday.IgotsickALOTafterIcametoChicago.Thiscity,ormorespecifically,mynewofficeinthiscitySICKENSme.IwascaughtquiteoffguardyesterdaybytheviolentuncomfortbecauseIhavebeenrelativelysick-freeforalmost2monthsandIthoughtIwasmoreorlesscured.Anyway,besidesmakinganupdateofmyphysicalhealth,I'mmore...[閱讀全文]
(2007-01-02 09:33:52)
It'sbeenalmost5monthssinceIde-rootedtoChicago.IstillfeelhugelylikeanoutsiderandIhaveambivalentfeelingstowardthiscity.Idolikecertainaspectsofthecity.Ilikeitthatitispedestrianfriendly.IlikeithasfarreachingandconvenientpublictransportationsothatIcanfinallyberidofmyrelianceoncars.Ilikethelake,themuseums,theubiquitousbookstores.Unfortunatelyequallypalpablewasmydislikeofthepeopleinhabitingit.Ican't...[閱讀全文]
(2006-09-19 13:12:28)
Ourwalkstartsatthecancersurvivors'gardenatthenorthendofthepark.Wewanderthelengthoftheparkbutfinallyretreattoabenchnotfarfromwherewestart.Onourleft,fromthefarthesttothenearest,areLakeMichigan,LakeShoreDrive,someupwardslopinggrassypark-land,awalkingpath,andmoreupwardslopinggrassland.Toourright,therearemoregrassandthensometenniscourts.Weareinalittlecourt-yardsettingwithafewbenchesscatteredaround...[閱讀全文]
