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各地的女孩是怎麼罵男孩的!!
(2006-07-22 09:18:18)
北京女孩－－我滅了你﹔
東北女孩－－我告你啊﹔
廣東女孩－－我憎死你﹔
上海女孩－－我嗲死你﹔
河北女孩－－我拿白毛巾捂死你﹔
雲南女孩－－我毒死你﹔
廣西女孩－－我宰了你﹔
湖北女孩－－我劈了你﹔我掐死你﹔
江浙女孩－－我柔死你﹔我踩死你﹔
徐州女孩－－我煽死你﹔
湖南女孩－－我辣死你﹔
四川女孩－－我醃了你﹔
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高級作弊
(2006-07-22 09:15:19)
某班舉行期末考
40分鐘後班代交卷
並告訴監考老師說
因班導有交代事項需公佈在黑板上
監考官不疑有他
隻見班代寫著:
1,5,7,8,11,12,13號同學考完請找Alex老師
2,4,6,10,15號去B館集合
3,9,16,18,20,23號要清洗窗戶
其餘皆留下掃地!!![閱讀全文]
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若生命隻剩三天，你想怎麼過?
(2006-07-22 09:13:47)
老師：若生命隻剩三天你們想怎麼過，請自由發言
林同學：我最想與我的家人一起渡過最後的時間.....
陳同學：第一天我想與我的家人在一起，第二天我想與我的朋友在一起，第三天我想與我最愛的人在一起.....
老師：可不以可有同學起來講有創意一點的
李同學：老師若生命真的隻剩三天可不可以與您在一起過??
老師：為什麼?????
李同學：因與您在一起一日[閱讀全文]
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英文作文 (外二則)
(2006-07-22 08:47:28)
1.
有一個人他英文很爛很爛，一次模擬考的英文作文題目是"ADog"，結果那個人就這樣寫：
OnedayIseeadog.
Isaid：「Hi！」
Dogsaid：「Hi！」
Isaid：「CanyouspeakChinese？」
Dogsaid：「Yes！」
Isaid：「So，let'sspeakChinese！」
Dogsaid：「O.K.！
Isaid：「你最近都在作什麼ㄚ？」
Dogsaid：「我這兩天才剛剛從主人那裡走失．．．．」
2.某次期中考考英文時,有[閱讀全文]
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Everybody Loves Wi-Fi
(2006-07-21 11:50:14)
EverybodyLovesWi-Fi
StaffReporter--ElectronicNews,7/13/2006
Wi-FiaccesshasreachediPodpopularity,accordingtoastudyconductedbytheWi-FiAllianceandKeltonResearch.Analysisshowsthat80percentofthosepolledsaidthattheywouldgiveuptheiriPodbeforetheirhomewirelessnetwork,thealliancesaid.Similarly,whenAmericanswereaskedwhichtheywouldrathergiveup,theirhometelephoneorWi-Fi,79percentrespondedthattheywould...[閱讀全文]
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32-nm processes would continue to use planar MOSFETs.
(2006-07-21 11:47:11)
32-nmCMOSbeginstotakeshapeByRonWilson,ExecutiveEditor--EDN,7/20/2006
AttheSemiconWestconferenceinSanFranciscoinJuly,thedimoutlinesof32-nmCMOSbegantotakeshape.Theprocesswilllookmorefamiliartodesignteamsthanmanyhadpredicted,buttheprocessisstillfarfrombusinessasusual.Pacingthestill-tentativediscussionof32-nmtechnology,AppliedMaterialsproclaimedthat32-nmprocesseswouldcontinuetouseplanarMOSFETs.Thi...[閱讀全文]
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Broadband from airships: a lot of hot air?
(2006-07-21 11:44:16)
Inthelate1990sandearly2000s,anticipateddemandforInternetaccessransohighthatseveralcompaniessprangupwithplanstolaunchhigh-flyingairshipsthatwouldblanketcitieswithwirelesscoverage.Thereasoningwasthat,hoveringat60,000ftorhigher,flyingmachinescouldserveanentiremetroareaatlowercostthanasatellitelaunchornewwiredinfrastructure.
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Far-sighted researchers envision autofocus eyeglasses (ESN)
(2006-07-21 11:15:49)
ScientistsfromtheUniversityofArizonaandtheGeorgiaInstituteofTechnologyareworkingtoeliminatetraditionalbifocalsbydevelopingeyeglassesthatcanautomaticallyrefocus.Thelensesintheteam'sprototypefeatureliquid-crystalmaterialsandwichedbetweentwoflatsheetsofglass.
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Both chip giants,AMD and Intel, have weak Q2 numbers
(2006-07-21 11:11:22)
AdvancedMicroDevicesInc.Q2results:salesof$1.22billion,an8.7percentdeclinefromthe$1.33billioninsalesthecompanyreportedinQ1.
http://www.reed-electronics.com/electronicnews/article/CA6355287.html?ref=nbth
Intelregistered$8billionwithQ2revenuesatthebottomofitspreviouslyforecastrangeandbelowanalystestimatesasloweraveragesellingpricesinacompetitiveenvironmentwithrivalAdvancedMicroDevices(AMD)hit...[閱讀全文]
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IBM claimed the crown for the world's fastest chip
(2006-07-21 11:02:36)
IBMclaimedthecrownfortheworld'sfastestchip,atleastintermsofclockspeed:Thecompanysaiditwasabletoachievefrequencies"above500GHz"by"cryogenicallyfreezing"thechip.Andthecompanyapparentlydoesnotwanttostopthere:Usingsilicon-germanium(SiGe)technologies,IBMisaimingfornear-THzspeeds.
Formoreexcitingdetails,copythelinktoyourbrowser'saddressbar...
http://www.reed-electronics.com/e...[閱讀全文]
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