你知道要幾個藤校生來換一個燈泡？

 How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
 
 How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.
 
 How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 None---Hanover doesn't have electricity.
 
 How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.
 
 How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 Only one, but he gets six credits for it.
 
 How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 Seventy-six--one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the
 lightbulb's
 right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.
 
 How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 None--New Haven looks better in the dark.
 
 How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him
 

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