家有吃貨一隻!人家都說狗見著一樣東西以後腦子裏隻有兩種想法......一種是這個能吃,一種是這個不能吃!TM我家這個吃貨腦子裏隻有一種想法!這個能吃,那個也能吃!
話說我家養了一隻金毛,因為體型碩大,周圍人看到都很害怕它。其實它膽子巨小~ 那天我出門,狗也跟著出來了,怕它嚇到路人,就往屋裏趕。可我平時很少訓他,所以根本不聽話。無奈使出殺手鐧,一個回旋側踢朝著它頭上方掃去,本想嚇嚇它好讓它回家。可是。。。。當時我穿了一雙涼拖,隻見一個優美的弧線, 我的拖鞋飛了出去。。。 GC來了,當時我跟狗狗都愣住了,對視了一下,那家夥突然飛身撲向我飛出去的鞋,叼起來,搖頭晃腦地,HLL地甩著大尾巴回家了~留下我一人以金雞獨立的姿勢在風中獨自淩亂…… 我發誓,它當時的表情絕對絕對絕對是——幸災樂禍!
LZ打工者一枚 話說LZ公司養了一條德牧 這貨可真不得了 也是標準的老C ·· 你隻要在這貨旁邊提“美女” 這貨就把那龐大的頭顱抬起啦看 gc是這貨還認識 要是老太太它看完就趴著而且還挺委屈的歎個氣 要是美女這貨就衝上去和人玩
上回說到Angel(哈士奇)已經學會打開魚缸的蓋子去調戲裏麵的魚,今天繼續上演升級版,為了抓住裏麵的魚,她開始拚命喝魚缸裏的水,不得不佩服這小姑娘從小就聰明過人,因為這麽絕的招數給我十年時間我也可能想不出來,最後事情的結果果然是蒼天不負有心人,兩個小時後,這白癡開始拉肚子了......
說是我幹地,你,你有什麽證據?
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喵星人修車廠(笑壇順來的)
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要嚇死勞資啊!
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倫家是雪豹!
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好多魚啊
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神獸的發型師很厲害啊
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尺寸剛好
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親,衛生紙不是這樣用地
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呃,總覺得被跟蹤了
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爺爺,是你麽?
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快給我吃!
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姐給你們跳一個看看,好好學著!
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當魔術師的貓有啥感想?
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啥?沒吃的,那你別想走!
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山大王都出來賣萌了,日子不好過啊
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小狐膩啊
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你好啊(外麵那個不是貓吧?)
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真的是給我的麽?幸糊來的太突然!
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自帶的羽絨服就是好
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狐狸精就是迷人啊
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我就是傳說中的美人魚
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被圍觀的喵星人真淡定
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有零食就激動成這樣
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看啥,聖誕老人尿尿去了而已
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喵星人的舞蹈
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拿…拿走,就是它,曾經差點把老喵牙給酸掉的東西
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搭了三天才搭完,結果上個廁所的功夫。。
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是不是你咬的?看著我!!
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是我滴!!
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曬得多太陽 , 臉會曬大的親~
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今年流行歪頭
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來淫呐,救命呀~我不想屎,我還年輕。
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汪星人V5! 這動作不是一般的吃貨能做出來的 !
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貓咪好有愛 , 見到同伴 , 表示友好的話 , 會為對方舔毛毛(不過那好像是倆玩偶吧)
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做為一隻寵物,得有一門絕學才站得住腳~
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喜歡被美女蹂躪的喵星人
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喵變兔紙了
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喵星人你在幹啥,醒一醒,你不是低賤的汪星人,你是高傲的喵星人
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喵星人絕技:輕功水上漂…
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好蛋疼的遛狗方式.
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妹的,怎樣才能把我的牙簽弄出來呀!卡在牙齒裏好難受呀!
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很有大俠風度
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哎媽呀嚇死朕了
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快放開我,老子是花栗鼠,你抓錯啦焚蛋!!
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怎麽抓住一隻小袋鼠:1、找到一隻小袋鼠,2、把一個袋子放到它麵前,3、它自己就跳進去了…
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