新兵任何時候點名都要大聲喊“到”……
有次班長點名,答到,班長說聲音太小。罰對著圍牆大喊100遍。
“到,到,到...”,還沒50遍呢,圍牆突然倒了!
嚇尿了不說,還進來一個貨車屁股,
緊接著,就聽到圍牆外一個聲音在怒吼:
“誰TMD瞎指揮!”
記者:大爺,您都九十多歲了,還叫老伴兒“親愛的”,請問您是怎麽做到的?
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HEMUSTPAY!
Husbandandwifehadatiff.
Wifecalleduphermomandsaid,
"Hefoughtwithmeagain,Iamcomingtolivewithyou."
Momsaid,"Nodarling,hemustpayforhismistake.Iamcomingtolivewithyou."
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CatDeclawingisnotadvised,Itdoesnogoodfortheanimal[
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