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(2009-12-23 05:45:01)
ThisisasongmadeImade.ItookthesongTwelweDaysOfChristmasandchangeditslyrics.
Sohere'sthesong...
OnthefirstdayofChristmasmydoggysenttome:anappleinabluebox.OntheseconddayofChristmasmydoggysenttome:twosmellysocksandanappleinabluebox.OnthethirddayofChristmasmydoggysenttome:threeredpens,twosmellysocksandanappleinabluebox.OnthefourthdayofChristmasmydoggysenttome:fourdancingcows,threeredpens,t...[閱讀全文]
(2009-12-23 05:34:13)
“Whowantstobeyourfriend?Youuglyweirdo!”yelledMelissaangrilyasshewalkedaway
Timcriedloudlyfordaysandnightsashehadjustlosthisbestfriend!Everydayhesatunderanoldmapletreeaboutakilometerawayfromhistinylittlehouse.Timcountedthecrunchyanddriedleavesashecried.Timthoughthewasveryugly.Timthoughthelosthislastandfinalfriend,becausehewasugly.Hethoughthislovelyblueeyesweretooround.Healsothoughth...[閱讀全文]
(2009-11-20 13:07:16)
Itwasacloudyday.Thepalewhitemoonwascoveredbytheheavyclouds.Thecrazyghostinmybasementandthemadzombiesinthegravesallcameouttohaunt.Ididnotmindallthis,butIdidmindwhentheworld’sbiggesterasercametolife.Thateraserwasevilandmad!Iterasedmycozylittlehouse,violentlyswallowedmyfridgeanddrankmycat’sbloodwithanger.Iranawayrapidly.Ihidundermybedandwatchedsadlyastherederaser,withitsgiganticbody,erasedthecityat...[閱讀全文]