A Love Song (by Sarah Silverman)

I love you more than bears love honey
I love you more than Jews love money
I love you more than Asians are good at maths

I love you even if it's not hip
I love you more than black people don't tip
I love you more than Puerto Ricans needs baths

I love you more than girls like dolls
I love you more than dogs like balls
I love you more than the white stuff in a zit

I love you like Gary Busey
I love you more than dykes love pussy
I love you more than my after-show monster bong hit

Jewish people driving German cars
Jewish people driving German cars
Jewy people buying German cars
What the cock is that shit?

But maybe it's like 'Take Back the Night'
Maybe it's like our bleeding hearts grow old and swing to the right
Maybe it's like when a faggot calls himself a faggot

Jewish people driving German cars
It's the opposite of FUBU

But maybe it's Patty Hearst siding with her kidnappers
Maybe it's South African miners killing, diamond wearing gangster rappers
Maybe it's like when Black guys call each other niggers.