給希拉裏:為西臧獨立獻計獻策(Free Tibet Proposals)

為西臧獨立獻計獻策(Free Tibet Proposals)
原本很反對藏獨, 但看到全世界特別是發達西方國家這麽多正義之士包括加國總理都支持藏獨.我的立場也有些鬆動了.他們支持藏獨一定有道理. 於是我改主意了. 製定了幾套藏獨方案, 供西方正義之士選擇. 這隻是拋磚引玉, 希望大家集思廣益, 將藏獨方案進一步完善, 廣泛散發給西方媒體, 以便評選出最佳方案.

Proposals for a Free Tibet:
Proposal 1: Free Tibet to the old Slaveholder Dalai Lama!
COST:
Announcement on Dalai Lama’s returning ceremony at the old Lama Temple:
1. Calling for human sacrifice:
“- three complete adult skins for Lama hosts to wear (must be fresh without hands and feet);
- five complete youth skins for medium holly drums (must be dried, between 12 to 15 years old);
- five complete children skins for small holly drums (must be dried, under 5 years old);
- five fresh skulls for making holly bowls to hold human sacrifice blood;
- five adult thighbones for making holly clarions (must be dried).”
2. Demolish all schools, hospitals, airports, roads, bridges, hydropower plants, railways, temples, drinking water plants, wastewater plants, colleges and all other properties established by Central Chinese Government.
3. Restore the Dalai Lama’s abusive caste systems and re-establish the theocratic society under superior monasteries to continue the Dalai Lama’s absolute slaveholder’s supremacy and privilege above all Tibetans. Then Dalai Lama’s mission impossible will be completed in 2008.
Note 1: 350% as compared to the Dalai Lama’s sacrifice request in 1950s;
Note 2: The “free Tibet” Ceremony is exclusively sponsored by the “Human Rights” Groups of United States and the United Kingdom of Great Britain on an unlimited grand funding basis.


Proposal 2: Free Tibet to Canada
COST:
Canada doesn’t need the bare land in Tibet and Canada also doesn’t need building the Pacific Railway this time. However, due to the oil rush, all Tibetans will be transported to the North to dig up the dirty Oil Sands. Costs are as following:
- human tax per head: C$ 5000 per head (the tax has been increased from previous C$ 500 per head mainly due to inflation);
- registration fee, same as the current immigration fees;
- landing fee, same as the current immigrants’ land fees; and
- transportation fee, will be as low as possible due to increased daily flights to China.


Proposal 3: Free Tibet to the United States
COST:
The United States needs neither cheaper labors, nor the bare land. All Tibetans will be retained in their bare land for either living or dying. Necessary military equipment will be supplied for the uprising of Zang Chinese against Han Chinese. Because the United States considers China’s growing power as a threaten. Splitting and weakening China is and will always be the fundamental national policy of the United States. Costs are as following:
- 50 “human rights” delegates plus 500 seminars for organizing riots;
- 5000 long knives for stabbing people on streets;
- 10, 000 matches for setting fires;
- 1 camera and 100 computers for capturing and editing pictures;
- 100 broadcasting stations for CNN, BBC, CTV, New York Times, RTV, Washington Post and etc; and
- Laughing at the stupid proposal by Canada for taking all Tibetans into Canada and the potential to create another Tibet in Northern Alberta when the Chinese government comes to free Tibetans in Alberta.