剛從尼姑庵回來的阿裏難得色俗一次：

三字經 （英文版）

>人之初， At the beginning of life,
>性本善。 sex is good.
>性相近， Basically, sex is nearly all the same in nature.
>習相遠。 But it depends on how the way you do it.
>苟不教， If you do not practice all the time,
>性乃遷。 sex will leave you.
>教之道， During the way of learning it,
>貴以專。 the successful key is to make love with only one person.
>昔孟母， Previously, a great mother named Mrs. Mon
>擇鄰處。 chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
>子不學， She taught her son that if you doesn\'t study hard,
>斷機杼。 your dick will become useless and broken.
>竇燕山， A famous person called Dou,
>有義方。 owned a very effective exciting medicine.
>教五子， All his five sons took it,
>名俱揚。 then their sexual ability became well-known.
>養不教， If anyone who have children but they don\'t know how to do it,
>父之過。 it is all the father\'s fault.
>教不嚴， If they have lots of problems in doing it,
>師之惰。 their teacher must be too lazy in telling them the details on sex.
>子不學， If you refuse to learn sex,
>非所宜。 that should be a big mistake.
>幼不學， If you don\'t learn it in childhood,
>老何為。 you will lose your ability when aged.
>玉不琢， If you don\'t exercise your dick,
>不成器。 it won\'t become hard and strong.
>人不學， People who don\'t learn sex,
>不知義。 their life will become meaningless.

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