盧岩回憶錄
本人的回憶錄，宗教文化
注，“自由戀愛”是熬忖的一個綽號。熬忖，即堯帝，是本書的主人公之一，是堯舜禹，這三皇的第一名。瑤和堯是在造字時造出來的通假字。38.7歲之前的熬忖稱作瑤，38.7歲之後的熬忖稱作堯。本文和下一節是她對武二郎下蠱的經過，也就是她用她的 “五百威儀十萬八千魅力”（參見16.2節）刺傷武二郎的過程。
Note: “Naturally Falling in Love” is a fame of Aocun. Aocun, aka. Yao Emperor is one of the main characters in this book, and is the first of the three emperors Yao, Shun and Yu. Yao (堯) and Yao (瑤) are hyponyms and exchangeable when the hieroglyphs were created; before the age of 38.7, Yao is called Yao (瑤), and after 38.7, Yao is called Yao (堯). This article and the next section are about how she “projected carrion beetles” (cursed, casted spells) in Martial Second Wolf, that is, how she stabbed Martial Second Wolf with her “500 Majesties 108000 Charms” (see section 16.2).
當武二郎（如圖2.1.3-1）醒來時，看見一個三十多歲的女人站在窗戶的前麵，問：“這是什麽地方？你是誰？”
那個女人微笑著說：“這裏是瑤山地區的一個盆地，被當地人稱作瑤池。我小時候，家裏人稱呼我雲華，長大後成為了這個國家的大司儀。我的神職是熬忖（如圖2；相當於夏娃，源自對前意識的特征）。”
When Martial Second Wolf (Fig. 2.1.3-1) woke up, he saw a woman in her thirties standing in front of the window and asked, "What is this place? Who are you?"
The woman smiled and said, "This is a basin in Yao Mount area, which is called Yao Pond by we locals. When I was a child, my family called me Cloud Luster. After I grew up, I became the Great Ritual Commander of the nation. My Goddess Position is Aocun (Fig. 2; equivalent to Eve, derived from the characteristics of the preconscious)."
武二郎一聽到熬忖，立刻坐了起來。傳說說，武二郎睡的是竹床，他被反彈得很高，頭幾乎要撞到屋頂了。他坐在床上很長時間才平衡下來。
熬忖把自己的裙子向兩邊一拉，她的衣料很薄，又是在窗前，武二郎看見了她的體型，沒有武器。他看屋子裏也沒什麽可以作為武器的東西，才鎮靜了下來。
When Martial Second Wolf heard Aocun, he immediately sat up. Legend says that he slept on a bamboo bed and was bounced so high that his head almost hit the roof. He sat on the bed for a long time before he regained his balance.
Aocun pulled her skirt to the sides. Her clothes were very thin, and she was in front of the window. Martial Second Wolf saw her body shape and no weapons. He saw that there was nothing in the room that could be used as a weapon, so he calmed down.
2.1.3-2
武二郎和他所認為的真同誌，假熬忖聊了幾句後，就顯得著急離開了。熬忖說，“那我們出去走走！” 武二郎聽後，站起來就走，但他感覺熬忖沒動，回頭看。熬忖笑著說，“從這邊走！”說著，她拉開了屋子裏麵的櫃門，進去了。
武二郎彎腰進了櫃子，隨後關閉了櫃門，進到了另一個房間，被嚇得全身一顫。這是個換崗士兵休息的房間，裏麵橫七豎八地躺著幾十位士兵，有的還佩戴著刀和弩。好在大部分人都在熟睡。有幾個士兵睜著眼睛，麵無表情地看著他們倆。武二郎小心翼翼地找縫隙下腳，慢慢地隨著熬忖竄過了這個房間。當他關上房門後，轉身看這是什麽地方？又被嚇得倒吸了一口冷氣！這是懸崖邊，還有風！
Martial Second Wolf chatted a few words with what he thought was his real comrade, the fake Aocun, and then looked anxious to leave. Aocun says, “Then let's go for a walk!” Hearing this, Martial Second Wolf stands up and leaves, but he senses that Aocun isn't moving and looks back. Aocun smiled and said, “Go this way!” As she said that, she opened the cabinet door inside the room and went in.
Martial Second Wolf bent down and entered the cabinet, then closed the door and entered another room. He was so frightened that his whole body trembled. This was a room for soldiers to rest after changing shifts. There were dozens of soldiers lying in a mess inside, some of them were wearing knives and crossbows. Fortunately, most of them were asleep. A few soldiers opened their eyes and looked at the two of them expressionlessly. Martial Second Wolf carefully found gaps to step on and slowly walked through the room with Aocun. After he closed the door, he turned around to see what this place was. He gasped again in fear! This is the edge of a cliff, and the wind!
熬忖指示著下山的繩索說：“我們從這裏下去！”說著，她抓著繩索下去了一個台階。武二郎一看，驚呆了。以他當時的身心狀態，從這條路下山等同於跳崖。
熬忖在下麵熱情地鼓勵說，“來！我接著你！”武二郎猶豫了一會兒，決定試試。熬忖卻輕快地上來了，拉著他的手說：“這條路對於你現在的身體狀況不合適，我們還是繞遠走大路！”武二郎感動得幾乎哭了！
Aocun pointed to the rope for going down the mountain and said, "Let's go down from here!" As she spoke, she grabbed the rope and went down a step. Martial Second Wolf was stunned when he saw it. In his physical and mental state at the time, going down the mountain from this road was equivalent to jumping off a cliff.
Aocun encouraged him enthusiastically, "Come on! I'll catch you!" Martial Second Wolf hesitated for a while and decided to give it a try. Aocun came up briskly, took his hand and said, "This road is not suitable for your current physical condition. Let's take a longer route!" Martial Second Wolf was so moved that he almost cried!
傳說說，向回走的時候，武二郎走得很慢，他必須用手搬開士兵的腿腳來製造空隙邁步前進。當他走到屋中間時，聽見熬忖已經進到了屋子裏，和一位侍女吵起來了。武二郎著急了，心想，“別打架呀！你一吵，人們就圍過來看熱鬧，我就走不了了。”
還好，熬忖看見武二郎來了，轉身向外走。忽然，她又生氣了，轉身要回去打那個侍女。武二郎故意向前挺，結果她撞到武二郎的懷裏了。
讀者可能會疑問了，“為什麽熬忖老是嚇唬武二郎？”前文說了，女媧和她一起研究出了讓他們倆成為夫妻的方案。本文是在實施讓武二郎愛上熬忖的計劃。現代的電影電視也是這麽演的，“就在那最危險的時刻，英雄和美女就碰撞出了愛情的火花！”
Legend says that when they were walking back, Martial Second Wolf walked very slowly and had to use his hands to move the soldiers' legs and feet apart to create space for him to move forward. When he reached the middle of the house, he heard Aocun had entered the house and was arguing with a maid. Martial Second Wolf got anxious and thought, "Don't fight! If you argue, people will come over to watch the fun, and I won't be able to leave."
Fortunately, Aocun saw Martial Second Wolf coming and turned to walk out. Suddenly, she got angry again and turned to go back to beat the maid. The Martial Second Wolf deliberately pushed forward, and she bumped into his chest.
Readers may be wondering, “Why does Aocun always scare Martial Second Wolf?” As mentioned before, Nuwa worked with her to come up with a plan to make the two of them a couple. This article is implementing the program to make Martial Second Wolf fall in love with Aocun. Modern movies and television play out the same way, “It was at that most dangerous moment that the hero and the beauty collided in love!”
2.1.3-4
武二郎跟著熬忖出了休息室，向法場四周看。帳篷裏的人們已經睡醒了，正向外看著，等待儀式繼續進行。熬忖說，“你跟我走！”說著，她沿著法場周圍的帳篷邊緣，以 “淩波微步”走向法場另一邊的出口。那淩波微步，看起來她走的很平穩，不慌不忙，但速度很快。武二郎大步流星，也趕不上熬忖。他忽然注意到人們都在注視他們倆，就慢了下來，低頭以正常的速度走向出口。
終於，武二郎來到了出口的外麵，發現沒有站崗的士兵，熬忖像一座雕像似的站在那裏，沒有繼續向前走的意向。他向四周看，猛然發現下麵50多米遠的地方有兩個士兵正向這邊看。他像似出來和人聊天一樣走向了熬忖。
Martial Second Wolf followed Aocun out of the lounge and looked around the juristic field. The people in the tents had woken up and were looking out, waiting for the ceremony to continue. Aocun said, "Come with me!" As she spoke, she walked along the edge of the tents around the juristic field to the exit on the other side with "over-wave tiny steps". With that “over-wave tiny steps", she walked very steadily and calmly, but her speed was very fast. Martial Second Wolf walked at a brisk pace, but he couldn't catch up with Aocun. He suddenly noticed that people were looking at them, so he slowed down, lowered his head, and walked towards the exit at a normal speed.
Finally, Martial Second Wolf came to the exit and found that there were no soldiers on guard. Aocun stood there like a statue, with no intention of moving forward. He looked around and suddenly found two soldiers looking over here more than 50 meters below. He walked towards Aocun as if he was out chatting with someone.
武二郎走到距離熬忖近前時，像似石像的她動起來了，微笑著問：“我聽說你大哥，靖王武大郎的身高很矮。那隻是個說法，還是他真的很矮，有多高？”
武二郎蹲下了，手掌平伸到熬忖的膝蓋高度，然後收回到了自己的胸前，站了起來。他的手又平移到了熬忖的脖子處，說：“這麽高！”
熬忖大笑著說：“啊！他不是因為有病才長得矮！為什麽他那麽矮，你卻這麽高？”
When Martial Second Wolf came close to Aocun, she, who looked like a stone statue, began to move. She smiled and asked, "I heard that your elder brother, Jing King, Martial Big Wolf, is very short. Is that just a saying, or is he short? How tall is he?"
Martial Second Wolf squatted down, stretched out his palm to the height of Aocun's knee, then drew it back to his chest and stood up. He moved his hand level to Aocun's neck and said, "He is this high!"
Aocun laughed out loud and said, “Ah! He's not short because he's sick! Why is he so short and you are so tall?”
武二郎發現山下向這邊看的士兵又多出了幾個人，不比畫了，站直了，說：“我爸爸，禮敬公，矮；我大哥是我爸爸一邊家族成員中最矮的。我媽媽，媽祖公，高；我是我媽媽一邊家族中最高大的。”
熬忖又笑了，說：“啊！這不奇怪！那你哥哥的身高應該不夠當兵所需要的高度，他怎麽成為元帥了？”
武二郎回答：“他是典兵學院畢業的。我們國家對典兵學生沒有身高，相貌，和性別的要求，誰都可以參加。”
Noticing a few more soldiers looking this way down the hill, Martial Second Wolf stopped comparing drawings, stood up straight, and said, “My father, Courtesy-Salutation Publican, is short, and my elder brother is the shortest of the family members on my father's side. My mom, Mazu Publican, is tall, and I'm the tallest on my mom's side of the family.”
Aocun laughed again and said, "Ah! That's not surprising! Your brother's height should not be enough to be a soldier, so how did he become a marshal?"
Martial Second Wolf replied: "He graduated from Codex Soldier Academy. Our country has no height, appearance, or gender requirements for the Codex Soldier students. Anyone can participate."
2.1.3-6
這倆人發現山下瞭望的士兵沒了，開始慢慢地向山下走。熬忖似有所思地問：“誰都可以參加！那你嫂子，石磯娘娘（注，石女，桃花聖母，相當於佛教中的夏娃，觀音菩薩），潘金蓮，也是你說的那個典兵學院畢業的嗎？”
武二郎回答，“是的！有一個學期，她和我哥哥是同學。”
熬忖醒悟了：“啊！難怪你哥向她求婚時，她不同意（參見1.1.5 井陽之災）！ 那你也是那個典兵學院畢業的了？”
These two realized that the soldiers on the lookout at the bottom of the mountain were gone and began to slowly walk down the mountain. Aocun asked in a thoughtful manner, “Anyone can participate! Then your sister-in-law, Stone Jetty Princess (Note, Stone Woman, the Buddhist equivalent of Eve, View-Sound Boddhisatva), Goldthread Pan, is also graduates of that Codex Soldier Academy you mentioned?”
Martial Second Wolf replied, “Yes! For one semester, she and my brother were classmates.”
Aocun came to her senses: "Ah! No wonder she didn't agree when your brother proposed to her (see 15.5.1.1 Well-Sun Catastrophe)! So, you also graduated from that Codex Soldier school?"
武二郎回答：“我不是，我不善於寫文章和演戲。我開始時是士官學校的學生。後來我們華國組建鐵騎營，我就參加了。”
熬忖聽懂了，回答：“你就在那次華國的八百鐵騎和蚩尤的十萬軍隊對衝中出名了，成為了將軍！那你是怎麽成為營長的？”
武二郎回答：“我的馬大，是我爸爸，禮敬公，從大宛（一個古代的中東國家，從他們馬的蹄子像大碗那麽大而得名）買來的高頭大馬，力氣大，跑得快，我就當上第三連的連長了。和蚩尤打仗的時候，前麵的兩個連長都戰死了，我就成為鐵騎營的營長了。”
熬忖聽後，顯得有些不高興，假笑後說：“我想你的這些話來自訓練新兵時的演講稿！”
Martial Second Wolf replied, “I'm not, I'm not good at writing or acting. I started out as a student at the sergeant's school. Later, our country formed a cavalry battalion, and I joined it."
Aocun understood and replied: "You became famous in the clash between the 800 cavalry of Hua and the 100,000 troops of Chiyou and became a general! Then how did you become the battalion commander?"
Martial Second Wolf replied: "My horse was big. My father, Lijing (i.e., Courtesy-Salutation) Publican, bought it from Dawan (an ancient Middle Eastern country named after the hooves of their horses, which were as big as big bowls). It was a tall horse with great strength and runs fast, so I became the captain of the third company. When we fought against Chiyou, the two captains in front of me died in the battle, so I became the commander of the Iron Cavalry Battalion.”
After hearing this, Aocun seemed a little unhappy. He smiled falsely and said, "I think these words of yours come from the speech you wrote when you were training new soldiers!"
武二郎回答：“你猜對了！不過我確實是在前兩個指揮官戰死後，成為鐵騎營指揮官的。第二個指揮官是被他自己的戰友射死的。當時，他掉進了山溝，被他的馬給壓住了，已經失血過多，流著淚對戰友說，‘射死我！如果我的手能動，我會自己動手，不會請你幫忙。”
熬忖同情地說：“抱歉讓你說起了傷心事！你恨你們的國王嗎？”
武二郎回答：“不恨！元始天尊（即太昊）在我們鐵騎營成軍時說過，‘我已經付給了你們每位士兵三百畝地，希望你們每一位都能活足夠長的時間把我的投資還給我！”
Martial Second Wolf replied: "You guessed it right! But I did become the commander of the Iron Cavalry Battalion after the first two commanders died in battle. The second commander was shot to death by his own comrades. At that time, he fell into a ravine and was crushed by his horse. He had lost too much blood and said to his comrades in tears, 'Shoot me! If I could move my hands, I would do it myself and would not ask you for help.'"
Aocun said sympathetically: "I'm sorry to bring up your sad story! Do you hate your king?"
Martial Second Wolf replied: "No! Original Sky Honor (i.e., Taihao, ancient sun god) said when our Iron Cavalry Battalion was formed, 'I have paid each of you soldiers 300 acres of land, and I hope each of you can live long enough to return my investment to me!'"
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