盧岩回憶錄
本人的回憶錄，宗教文化
中華法典的目錄 Catalog of Chinese Codex
時光飛逝，張三郎長大了，想去當兵，成為一名將軍。但征兵辦事處的考官說他行動笨拙，反應遲鈍，可能升值不到連長就犧牲了；說他不適合成為一名軍人。張三郎自幼喜歡道教，自認為是得道之人，嚐試著去做一名算命先生；可是發現自己太誠實，不願意順情說好話，賺不到錢。三郎嚐試了很多工作，都因為不喜歡而放棄了。這天張夫人又和他吵起來了，說：“我們是貴族之家，男孩子沒有職業，不能娶妻生子！”張三郎傷了自尊心，離家出走了。
Time flies, Third Wolf Zhang grows up and wants to join the army to become a general. But the examiner at the conscription office says that he is clumsy and slow to react, may die before he can be promoted to company commander; says that he is not suitable to be a soldier. Third Wolf Zhang has liked Daoism since he was a child and considered himself to be an enlightened person. He tried to be a fortune teller; but found that he was too honest and unwilling to say nice affairs to please others, so he could not make any money. Third Wolf tried many jobs and gave them up because he didn't like them. This day Mrs. Zhang argued with him again, saying, “We are a noble family, a boy cannot marry before having a profession!” His pride was injured and ran away from home.
張三郎走累了，又餓又渇，看見座太昊（古代太陽神）廟，就進去了。裏麵的供桌上有貢品，卻沒人。三郎吃飽喝足了之後就睡著了。半夢半醒之間，他聽見在太昊像後麵有人說話。那個被對方稱作三清道人的問土地老：“廟主去哪裏了，我第一次看見他擅離職守？”
土地老回答：“今天下午，少昊（又名張三郎，青昊，即青年的太陽神，）來了，向太昊要媳婦。廟主就讓我在這裏招呼著，他去劉太歲那裏打聽誰家有適合的閨女。現在少昊的媳婦就是將來的王母娘娘啊！這可去哪裏找！？”
Third Wolf Zhang was tired, hungry and thirsty, saw an Tai’hao (ancient sun god) temple and went in. There were commonwealths on the altar, but no one was there. After eating and drinking, he fell asleep. Half asleep and half awake, he heard someone talking behind the statue of Tai’hao. The one whom the other party called the “Three Immaculate Daoist” asked the local god, "Where is the temple master? This is the first time I've seen him absent from his post."
The local god replied, "This afternoon, Young God (aka. Third Wolf Zhang, Turquoise God) came and asked for a wife from Tai’hao. The temple master asked me to greet him here while he went to ask Longevity Liu about which family has a suitable daughter. Young God's current wife is the future King-Mother Queen! Where can we find one!? "
三清道人說：“啊！這事關天道輪回！但是我有個合適人選，我覺著夏國公主有巢氏就可以。她是現任大主教女媧娘娘的妹妹，人品挺好，學識也不錯！”
土地老問：“她長得怎麽樣？少昊又高又壯，很英俊的！”
三清道人回答：“女神是人思維機製中默認的女人模特，都是那一個模樣兒，就看你喜歡不喜歡。不過，我聽說她的腳有些大。”
土地老說：“聽您一說，我就明白了！但是她是公主；現在少昊沒錢也沒有社會地位。”
Three Immaculate Taoist said: "Ah! This is about Godly Cycle! But I have a suitable candidate. I think the Princess of Xia Kingdom, Have Nest, can be used. She is the younger sister of the current Archbishop, Nuwa Goddess. She is well educated, with good morality!"
The local god asked, "What does she look like? Young God is tall and strong, very handsome!"
The Three Immaculate Taoist replied: "Goddess is the default women model of mind mechanism. They all look the same. It depends on whether you like it or not. However, I heard that her feet are a bit big."
The local god said: "I understand after listening to you! But she is a princess; Young God has no money and no social status now."
三清道人回答：“現在有巢氏公主不思茶飯。夏國貼出了告示，招聘全天下的郎中和江湖術士前去醫治。”
土地老說：“您是說，如果少昊前去給公主治病，就可能形成姻緣。那怎麽給公主治病？”
三清道人回答：“她是被她家後院井池裏的那條中華大鯢給迷住了，治療辦法就是降伏那條大鯢，需要一桶生石灰和一桶黑狗血。先向井池裏撒石灰，大鯢受不了了，就爬出來，追殺撒石灰的人。撒石灰的人圍繞著井池跑，一邊跑一邊向大鯢潑灑黑狗血。要不了多久，大鯢就被降伏了。”
土地老讚揚道：“上神吉祥！您認為有巢氏和少昊有姻緣！？”
Three Immaculate Taoist replied: "Now Princess Have Nest has lost her appetite. Xia Nation has posted a declaration to recruit doctors and sorcerers from all over the world to treat her."
The local god replied: "You mean, if Young God goes to treat the princess, a marriage may be formed. Then how to treat the princess?"
Three Immaculate Taoist replied, "She was bewitched by the Chinese Giant Salamander in the well pond in her backyard. The cure is to subdue the giant salamander. This requires a bucket of quicklime and a bucket of black dog blood. First, sprinkle lime in the well. The giant salamander can't stand it, so it crawls out and chases the person who sprinkles the lime. The person who sprinkles the lime runs around the well, splashing the black dog blood on the giant salamander as he runs. It won't be long before the giant salamander is subdued."
The local god praised: "Upper God Auspicious! You think Princess Have Nest and Young God have marital causality?!"
三清道人回答：“成事在人！張三郎能否成為新的太陽神也不是定數！”
土地老連忙回答：“小神明白！小神明白！能不能麻煩您跟我立刻去劉太歲那兒，把這事說清楚？這事可把廟主急壞了！”
土地老說完，他們倆就不說話了。
過了一會兒，張三郎去神像後麵查看，什麽都沒有。他匆忙地去附近的城裏詢問關於夏國征召郎中榜文的事。有人回答：“那皇榜半年前就貼出來了，很多郎中和江湖術士去夏國給公主治病，誰也診斷不出她患了什麽病。”張三郎聽後，立刻向家裏趕。
Three Immaculate Taoist replied, "Success depends on what human do! Whether Third Wolf Zhang can become a new sun god is uncertain also!"
The local god quickly replied: "Little god me understood! Little god me understood! Could you please go with me to Longevity Liu and explain this matter to him? This matter has made the temple master very anxious!"
After The local god finished speaking, the two of them fell silent.
After a while, Third Wolf Zhang went to check behind the statue, but there was nothing. He hurried to the nearby city to inquire about the imperial edict for the recruitment of doctors in the Xia Kingdom. Someone answered: "The imperial edict was posted half a year ago. Many doctors and sorcerers went to the Xia Kingdom to treat the princess, but no one could diagnose what disease she had." After hearing this, Third Wolf Zhang immediately rushed home.
