來金王
笑一笑十年少
美國笑話英文視頻
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一個孩子問他的父親：“人是怎麽出生的？” 所以他的父親說：“亞當和夏娃生了孩子，然後他們的孩子長大成人，又生了孩子，以此類推。” 孩子然後去找他的母親，問她同樣的問題，她告訴他，“我們是猴子，然後我們進化成現在的樣子。” 孩子跑回父親身邊說：“你騙我！” 他的父親回答說：“不，你媽媽在談論她的家庭。”
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
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一個男孩問他的父親：“爸爸，蟲子好吃嗎？” “這太惡心了。不要在晚餐時談論這樣的事情，” 爸爸回答道。晚飯後，父親問：“現在，兒子，你想問我什麽？” “哦，沒什麽，”男孩說。“你的湯裏有蟲子，但現在沒有了。”
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
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一個女人帶著她的孩子上了公共汽車。公交車司機說：“這是我見過的最醜的嬰兒。呃！” 那個女人走到公共汽車的後部，坐下，怒氣衝衝。她對旁邊的一個男人說：“司機剛剛侮辱了我！” 那個男人說：“你直接上去告訴他——去吧，我會替你抱起你的猴子。”
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
