夢紅薯

兩個星期前，做了一個奇怪的夢，夢見後院的紅薯大豐收，把我給樂醒了。然後起床，，，去了趟洗手間。。。

其實，紅薯並非刻意種的。買的紅薯忘吃了，結果發了丫。看著一簇簇鮮嫩的丫，心想幹脆就讓你一次發個夠，埋到後院的花壇裏。過了幾天，還真長出來幾根枝條來。以我多年在農村的經驗，把小枝剪下來插枝。就這樣，一顆紅薯就長出4墩來。

轉眼三四個月過去了。趁著打掃後院的時候，決定見證一下起姐。把最大的那棵秧子拔起來的一刹那，我也就心灰夢破。這麽點小玩意，跟我的手指頭差不多粗。跟夢裏的“大豐收”差距也忒大了！猶豫是扔是留，好歹也是點收成，螞蚱再小也是塊肉。

Two weeks ago, I had a strange dream, dreaming of a bumper harvest of sweet potatoes in the backyard, which woke me up with joy. Then I got up, and went to the bathroom. . .

In fact, sweet potatoes are not intentionally planted. I forgot to eat the sweet potatoes I bought, so I posted it. Looking at the clusters of fresh and tender girls, I thought to myself, let you send them all at once, and bury them in the flower bed in the backyard. After a few days, a few branches really grew out. Based on my many years of experience in the countryside, I cut off the twigs and cut them. In this way, a sweet potato grows 4 piers.

Three or four months passed in a blink of an eye. While cleaning the backyard, I decided to witness Sister Qi. The moment I pulled up the biggest seedling, my heart was broken. Such a little thing, about the thickness of my finger. The gap with the "big harvest" in the dream is too big! Hesitation whether to throw it away or keep it, at least it is a harvest, no matter how small a grasshopper is, it is still a piece of meat.