高妹
"Art is the depth, the passion, the desire,the courage to be myself and myself
alone."
~ Pat Schneider
上個周日，我才在買買提上看人說：“要是沒有買提這個大精神病院，美華還要出多少個盧剛殺導師事件啊！”
真是一語成讖了，那之後沒過兩天，買買提就down掉了，俗稱“邢崩”，因為買提老板曾經是老邢（後來據說換人了，但大家也都一直那麽叫）。
我一直是這麽看的，文學城適合發長文，確實是文學愛好者的樂園（倒並不是個鼓勵聊天的地方）。
華人網給大媽們吐槽家事（埋怨老公、罵婆婆，聲討小三）。
買買提則是“老將們”（大部分是華人大媽的老公）指點江山的地方，有點兒類似於過去老爺兒們在炎熱的夏天，穿件背心拿個馬紮上街，坐在一起閑聊。粗俗歸粗俗，一間屋子裏不能沒有下水道和廁所，對吧？
至於微信朋友圈，更適合有下列精神需要的：1）秀，2）讚，3）be supportive of each other. 概括說來，是那種“特別需要別人的肯定，才能生活幸福的人群”。樓主我的朋友圈是關著的。
事實上，2016年買提曾down掉一次，但也遠遠比不上這次時間長。當時 USNews上還報道了呢。
UASSNews 關於買提down掉的報道：
Mysterious Outage with MITBBS.COM
By Fiona Rawson [1], July 3, 2016
MITBBS, a U.S. based forum with hundreds of thousands of registered IDs, mostly Chinese, encountered a mysterious outage starting midmorning on July 3, 2016, right in the middle of the Independent-Day holiday. This unforeseen event is said to have interrupted thousands of ongoing posting, chatting, arguing, picture benning, and B tearing, and rendered numerous users “having nothing to do for a whole day”.
By end of the day, the total financial loss caused by this disaster is estimated to be seven million dollars, including the prosperous website commercials, as well as income earned by countless robots located mostly in Langfang, Hebei, China. The journalist attempted to phone-interview Mr. Xing, the said CEO of the corporation, but was told that “Mr. Universe CEO is currently traveling on a Florida cruise with one of his waiters.”[2]
By the time of the report, no organization or individual has claimed to be responsible for the event. However, according to a famous ID called Stefenkeng [3], “Since it occurred right after the dismissal of Provost Dai [4], we believe that this was a planned protest to demonstrate the united power and awakened political sense of Chinese Americans, especially those working in academia.” Regardless of the motivation, we are certain that the outage has attracted attention from the executive level at Temple University.
“Ni-ma when will mai-ti come back to work?” We heard you, WSNs! Hopefully the issue can be resolved soon!
[1]，嗬嗬，記者Fiona Rawson，不就是我嗎？這當然不是真的USNews，這是我mock的一篇文章，當時發在買提上還引起過小小的轟動。
[2], 那陣子流行男老板和男侍者私奔的梗。
[3]，Stefenkeng, 諷刺坑王史蒂芬金，又叫糞坑金（ID: StevenKing）
[4], 當時最轟動的新聞是Temple大學戴教務長（華人）被冤屈一事。
嗬嗬，一晃六年過去了，希望買提也能再挺六年。
俺怎麽不知道這家網站呢，娜娜你行啊：）
估計過一段會恢複吧。我國內的朋友說，有一陣子她的公眾號莫名其妙上不去了，後來又莫名其妙地開通了。你懂的哈哈
這次的操作太不厚道了，至少提前通知一聲，當然也有人認為是20大？暫時關的？希望還能再繼續