I'M NOT DEAD!!

今天很無聊，不是一般的無聊。
要過節了，要出遠門了，又要去賭博了，我提前好幾天激動得隻讓機器幹活，然後讓自己發呆和上網。剛才順便去女兒多多的網站偷看了一眼，一看嚇一跳，主頁上赫然寫著： I'M NOT DEAD!!

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I'M NOT DEAD!!

Friday, Dec 8, 2006

 

              Well, a couple of days ago, I got a few e-mails asking if I was still alive or not.  Good to know, I am, because I'M NOT DEAD!! I wasn't goofing off or anything of etc.  In fact, I was helping society by humbly doing nothing of any importance.

*ho-hum*

Ehh, actually, to be honest, I sorta forgot everything useful I did over this time lapse, if I did contribute anything at all... 

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And the first trimester is over!!  (and long over weeks ago)  That means my grades are final now, and I still am disgusted by the fact how I have an -A in P.E. 'cuz any moron can get an +A on such a subject.  That also means I'm 1/3 the way done with my P.E. course for this school year!!  Yay, 'cuz I really hate P.E.  I mean, especially the fact that our coach is planning a soccer unit soon, and you have no idea how much I laothe soccer.  In other words, I'm too delicate for P.E.

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氣得我眼冒金星：這娃頭反哪，竟敢胡言亂語，我回去收拾她！！！ 下班還早，我先留言如下：


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youknow whoiam-doyou (unverified): of cause no! ^_^ How dare to say "dead", be careful in "robot mode ON", hahaaa

Dec 21, 2006, 07:46 PM (UTC -5)

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嗯，居然說我 unverified ? 這老多建的是哪門子破網啊，連老媽媽，哦，不，小媽媽我都不認識！！！回去哼。。。

當然多多大了，不是隨隨便便就可以亂收拾的，得講究方式方法。要不然她不高興，說我“abuse 兒童"怎麽辦？不過辦法總是會有的。
就象前天，我學著機器人的樣子，動作遲緩地，一停一頓地，口中念 著“robot mode ON", 每念一次 “robot mode ON", 就敲打多多的頭一下，打完後再緩慢機械地退出房間，達到目的的我出了房間偷偷高興啊，卻聽到那挨揍的小人兒在那邊哈哈大笑，赫赫^_^
“robot mode ON 和 OFF"的遊戲是多多以前不知哪兒學來的,也許是自己發明的，總之是她要快速切換mind, behavior 時常常玩的把戲。


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