啥？黴黴又雙叒要單飛了？

Chiefs 輸了，playoff 沒了。

小馬哥這場比賽屎無前例的糟糕表現 (14/33, 160 YDS, 0 TD, 3 INT, RTG: 19.8)，讓我這個die hard JETS fan，想起了Jets有屎以來 biggest draft bust ：Zach Wilson。

不過，更令人唏噓不已的是，Kelce 從英雄變狗熊，據說要被黴黴拋棄了。

黴黴稀飯的，是 super bowl champ, 而不是連 playoff 都進不了的 loser。

賽後，黴黴把為前男友寫的一首歌的歌詞，修改了一下，算是為Kelce 量身定製的 swan song:

《Falling Short of the Goal Line》

You ran onto the field like you always do,
Crowd lights blazing, I was cheering for you.
But every Sunday felt a little déjà vu—
Scoreboard shining, but never in our favor too.

And I tried to keep the faith,
Told myself “next week’s the one.”
But we kept losing yards,
And I kept losing sleep till dawn.

’Cause you keep falling short of the goal line,
And I keep writing love songs in overtime.
Thought we were headed for a touchdown kind of life,
But the plays kept breaking, hearts kept shaking—
Guess even the strong can fumble sometimes.
Yeah… you keep falling short of the goal line.
And I keep pretending everything’s fine.

Your helmet on the counter, jersey on the floor,
You said “we’ll get ’em next time”—same words as before.
And I smiled like I believed it,
Even though we both knew the score.

And maybe someday you'll win again,
Find the fire, the fight, the spark.
But I can’t keep waiting on the sidelines
For you to stop losing in the dark.

’Cause you keep falling short of the goal line,
And I’ve run out of songs to rhyme.
We were supposed to be a championship kind of love,
But now I’m packing up the dream we once thought of—
Guess even legends can stumble sometimes.
Yeah…
You kept falling short of the goal line,
So I crossed into the end zone of goodbye.

歌詞大意，用中文概括一下，就是：

你總是早瀉，咱們還是分手吧 !

(You kept falling short of the goal line, So I crossed into the end zone of goodbye.)

看看 Kelce 的表情，一切盡在不言中......