爪四哥
爪哥原創，歡迎轉載。男女老少，笑口常開。
爪哥快評：
馬斯克原本是不世出的科技天才，是人類文明與科學發展的標杆兒。偏要去趟政治這混水，偏要賣身投靠美國與西方文明的掘墓人川普，非要去做愚蠢愚昧無知落後的美國紅脖子的代言人，現在悔之晚矣！
早知如此，何必當初？！
不過，所謂浪子回頭金不換，馬斯克能夠幡然悔悟，重新做人，俺們廣大吃瓜群眾，還是會張開四爪歡迎他回歸。
這是馬斯克反川宣言的英文版：
My support of Trump is completely lost now. There will be no redemption. I sincerely thought I was in the MAGA camp and I was somewhat hopeful that he'd at least try to fight the corruption. But, he blew it in too many ways and now he and his entire administration have become the swamp dressed in red.
Giving credit where credit is due: He did save us from Hitlery and The Harri Cameltoe with her Tampon Tim side kick. Unless Trump succeeds in sending us into WWIII, I'll go on assuming that things could have been much worse.
But, he's a second-term failed president. It's over for him.
Failures:
Not significant arrests for election fraud - Not a single arrest of feds involved in J6 - Not a single arrest of those involved with the creation of and release of the COVID bioweapon or the forced jab bioweapon - Not a single person arrested as an Epstein client - Not a single person arrested organizing and funding the NGOs responsible for the enemy combatant and welfare commie invasion - Not a single person arrested organizing and funding the NGOs responsible for the massive fraud and money laundering - Not a single person arrested for treason (there are so many treasonous things done in the last administration that I simply don't have time to list) - No Epstein client list - No Epstein files - No ending of the wars (he's escalating them and lying about it)
Obvious corruption：
Blatant market manipulation (with obvious insiders trading just before his tweets) -
Failed attempts at obvious market and currency manipulation through attempts to pressure the lizard people into lowering interest rate - Pushing crypto ponzi scams
Pushing for this pork belly money laundering "Big Beautiful Bill" that Johnson admitted has been in the works by the swamp for 14 freaking months.
Loads his administration with dual citizens and zio-nazis. - Continues sending money to Elensky and Bibi（注：以色列極右總理內堂亞胡）
And, the way he's rolled out these tariffs has created global chaos that will be the catalyst that sends the world into the next great depression.
The list of his fukups goes on and on. I'm never looking back.
This level of chaos he's created in only 137 days is something I would have never anticipated. If it had been created as a result of mass arrests of corrupt pedo-congress-critters and doctor fauci types, I'd understand and still be supportive.
This is going to end very badly for him and all of us. Prepare accordingly. Good luck.
這是中文版：
我現在完全失去了對特朗普的支持。沒有任何回頭的機會。我真心以為自己是MAGA陣營的一員，並且曾經對他至少試圖對抗腐敗抱有一些希望。但他在太多方麵搞砸了，現在他和他的整個政府已經變成了穿著MAGA紅色衣服的沼澤。
該給他點兒肯定的地方：他確實把我們從希特勒和哈裏·卡梅爾托（以及她的Tampon Tim搭檔）手中救了出來。除非特朗普成功地將我們推入第三次世界大戰，否則我會認為事情本可以更糟。
但他是一個失敗的第二任總統。對他來說已經結束了。
失敗：
沒有因為選舉欺詐進行大張旗鼓地地逮捕
沒有一個聯邦調查員因1月6日事件被逮捕
沒有一個人因參與新冠生物武器的製造和釋放或強製疫苗生物武器而被逮捕
沒有一個“愛潑斯坦”客戶被逮捕
沒有一個NGO分子因組織和資助那些反美恐怖分子和福利共產主義者入侵而被逮捕
沒有一個NGO分子因組織和資助那些負責大規模欺詐和洗錢而被逮捕
沒有一個人因叛國罪被逮捕（上一屆政府做了那麽多叛國的事情，我根本沒時間列舉）
沒有愛潑斯坦的客戶名單
沒有愛潑斯坦的檔案
沒有結束戰爭（他在升級戰爭，還在撒謊）
顯而易見的腐敗：
明目張膽的市場操控（顯然在他發推前就有內部人士在交易）
試圖通過施壓猶太權貴降低利率來進行明顯的市場和貨幣操控，但失敗了
推動加密貨幣龐氏騙局
推動這項“美麗的大法案”的代表各個利益集團的肮髒洗錢計劃，約翰遜承認這項計劃已經在沼澤中醞釀了整整14個月
填滿了他的政府職位——雙重國籍人士和“猶太納粹”分子
繼續給澤連斯基和比比（內堂亞胡）送錢
而且，他推出這些關稅的方式已經製造了全球混亂，這將成為催化劑，將世界推向下一場大蕭條。
他的錯誤一籮筐，數不勝數。我再也不會回頭了。
他在僅僅137天內創造的這種混亂，是我從未預料到的。如果這些混亂是由於大規模逮捕腐敗的“戀童政治家”和福奇醫生之類的人所引起的，我會理解並依然支持他。
這將以非常糟糕的結局收場，無論對他還是對我們所有人來說。請做好準備。祝好運。
