爪四哥
爪哥原創，歡迎轉載。男女老少，笑口常開。
首先，說說波蘭與烏克蘭的領土瓜葛：
（ZT）----- 在兩次世界大戰的間隙裏，波蘭曾短暫地存在過18年，隨後便被蘇德夾擊而亡。二戰結束後，波蘭得以複國，但細心的人一定會發現前後兩個波蘭的位置發生了很大變化。一般而言，一個國家遭到滅國又重新複國之後，其疆域肯定會多多少少發生變化，但像波蘭這樣整體疆域向西平移兩百多公裏的情況卻很少見。那麽二戰結束之後究竟發生了什麽？波蘭為什麽會形成這樣的國土格局？
從東西方向上看，二戰之前和之後的波蘭一直是夾於蘇聯和德國之間，那麽伴隨著波蘭領土整體向西平移的同時，就意味著蘇聯的領土在擴大，而德國的領土在縮小。聯想到德國在戰爭結束後的悲慘遭遇，答案肯定是蘇聯吃下了部分波蘭領土，而波蘭又從德國拿回相應的部分作為補償。事實確實如此。
在蘇德簽訂《互不侵犯條約》之後，德國以閃電速度突入波蘭腹地，蘇聯則趁機從東部發起進攻，雙方共同瓜分了波蘭的領土。二戰結束後，作為戰敗國的德國自然要退還所有侵占的土地，其中就包括波蘭西部，但波蘭東部卻是被戰勝國蘇聯據有的，這部分土地鐵定是不會還給波蘭人的。蘇聯將占有的波蘭東部土地並入白俄羅斯和烏克蘭，至於波蘭的損失則需要向西從德國身上彌補。
於是在蘇聯的操縱之下，德國割讓出了西裏西亞和波美拉尼亞給波蘭，而在歐洲大陸的疆域區劃上就出現了波蘭整體向西平移兩百多公裏的特殊現象。------ （ZT）
這次俄羅斯老毛子與烏克蘭二毛子窩裏鬥，讓波蘭政府看到了契機：
一旦老毛子拿下烏東地區，取得對二毛子的完勝，波蘭也將趁火打劫，奪回原本是波蘭領土的烏西地區。
世界各大新聞媒體，包括路透社，都詳細報道了波蘭與美國製定的這一潛在方案（見下文）。當然，波蘭與美國矢口否認，說是俄羅斯的離間計。
不過，若要人不知，除非己莫為。能引起世界各大新聞媒體關注的消息，應該不是空穴來風吧？？？？
LONDON, April 28 (Reuters) - Russia's foreign spy chief accused the United States and Poland on Thursday of plotting to gain a sphere of influence in Ukraine, a claim denied by Warsaw as disinformation aimed at sowing distrust among Kyiv's supporters.
Sergei Naryshkin, the chief of Russia's Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR), cited unpublished intelligence that he said showed the United States and Poland, NATO allies, were plotting to restore Polish control over part of western Ukraine.
"According to the intelligence received by Russia's Foreign Intelligence Service, Washington and Warsaw are working on plans to establish Poland's tight military and political control over its historical possessions in Ukraine," Naryshkin said in a rare statement released by the SVR.
Poland denied the claim and said it was disinformation spread by Moscow.
"The lies about Poland's alleged plans to attack western Ukraine have been repeated for several years," said Stanislaw Zaryn, spokesman for Poland's special services coordinator.
"The aim of Russian propaganda is to foster distrust between Ukraine and Poland, to undermine PL-UA cooperation."
Poland has ruled some territories that are now part of U
Ukraine at different times in the past, most recently between the two world wars. Western Ukraine, including the city of Lviv, were absorbed into the Soviet Union at the end of World War Two.
The SVR said the United States was discussing with Poland a plan under which Polish "peacekeeping" forces without a NATO mandate would enter parts of western Ukraine where the chance of a confrontation with Russian forces was low.
Poland is one of Ukraine's strongest supporters in its resistance to Russia's invasion, sending weapons across the border and taking in around three million Ukrainian refugees.
A senior Russian lawmaker, Senator Andrei Klimov, deputy chair of the Federation Council's Foreign Affairs Committee, also said on Thursday that Poland was planning to establish control over part of Ukraine. He gave no evidence for the claim.
Russia has been signaling for days that the conflict could end with a forced partition of Ukraine.
One of Russian President Vladimir Putin's closest allies said this week that Ukraine was spiraling toward a collapse into several states because of what he cast as a U.S. attempt to use Kyiv to undermine Russia. read more
Russia calls its actions in Ukraine a "special operation" to disarm Ukraine and protect it from fascists. Ukraine and the West says this a false pretext for an unprovoked war of aggression by Putin.
這篇報導你閣下看懂了麽？它說的是：
- 俄國的情報長官 Sergei Naryshkin 自己說，波蘭和美國有一個 在烏克蘭西部建立影響圈 (sphere of influence) 的計畫。
- 波蘭說沒這回事。這是俄國的假宣傳，每幾年就來一次。
- Reuter 說：沒有任何證據可證明此宣稱。
（＂The SVR... did not publish its evidence, and Reuters was unable to verify the accusation.＂）
這完全是俄國的情報長官自己說的。證據？沒有。
作為交戰國，俄國三不五時放一些自說自話的煙霧彈，很令人驚訝嗎？
俺不明白的是：為甚麽你閣下如此的好騙？
對俄國放出來的如此多假消息信之不疑？
俄國人說的：沒有入侵烏克蘭的計畫 － 在烏克蘭邊境的軍隊隻是在演習，演習後就撤兵等等謊言還言猶在耳呢？
難道您看不出來這些俄式假宣傳麽？
Nice joke! :)