爪四哥
爪哥原創，歡迎轉載。男女老少，笑口常開。
兩周前，收到好友老周發來的郵件如下：
Hello!
I'm sorry you're getting the mail from me at this Point in time,my family and I came down here to Istanbul,Turkey for a short vacation unfortunately we were mugged at the park of the hotel we stayed,all cash credit cards and cell were stolen off but luckily for us we still have our passports with us.
I have been to the embassy and the Police here but they're not helping issues at all and our flight leaves pretty soon from now but we're having problems settling the hotel bills and the hotel manager won't let us leave until we settle the bills.Please be so kind to reply back so I can tell you what to do and how to get some cash to us.
I'm freaked out at the moment
Regards，
Zhou
我收到郵件後心急如焚。多年以來，我收到不少這樣的郵件，都是俺的不同的朋友們在剛果，南非，菲律賓，泰國，俄羅斯等國家遭遇的同樣的不幸。讓俺百思不得騎姐的是，天底下還有這種巧事?！所有郵件除了國家名字不一樣，其餘都寫得一字不差，一模一樣！嗯，估計人在窮途末路時，情急之下，連思路都一樣一樣的吧。
說來慚愧，這些年來俺一直為兩個娃操勞，那麽多好朋友出事，俺都沒有幫過忙，很過意不去。現在終於空巢了，也有閑錢了，這回一腚要學習雷鋒好榜樣，助人為樂沒商量！於是乎，我立馬email回去，要來了郵寄地址。二話不說，就先寄去十萬美元支票給老周救救急。對，有錢就是任性，爪哥揍是辣麽拽。
六天後，我收到從土耳其發來的回件。
翻譯成中文大概是這樣：
你這個美國大騙子，畫了張支票寄過來，騙人不能這麽沒有底線啊！！！！
54188（我是你爸爸）
1452（你是我兒）
PSN Bank（騙死你銀行）
至於支票上的地址嗎，哈哈，狗一下就知道是哪裏了。
