孩子啊，我閉嘴 (2015-03-31 18:44:43)

孩子啊，我閉嘴    (2015-03-31 18:44:43)


上周五小孩子去州National Geographic Bee競賽,我開車，太太一起去。一上車，太太要聽電台。我說1, 3, 5, 7是新聞，體育，古典樂和爵士樂頻道，要其它的調到2，4，6上。她沒吭聲，我隻聽到噪聲。幾分鍾後，我問“你調什麽？”，她答“Seconnnnnnnnd！”。我閉嘴，等她調好，我問孩子“Is that Justin Bieber？", “yes”，“is he going to sing all day long?”，“yes”。她知道我們不喜歡JB。

 

 

The next hour, I was silently raped by the Canadian teenage, who was wearing girl's pink jean, pissing into a restaurant mop bucket, then yelling F*** to Clinton.
 

 

回家的路上,孩子說”Ma,don't you know how much time I spent on preparing the competition?”，“less than 10 minutes”，“you know I was half-hearted when my advisor told me I should do this and that before the competition. So how I got to state top 5？”，“How?”，“By guessing”。　我插嘴道“by guessing! that's funny”，她接過去說“he's funny or smart,it's not from you!”。我閉嘴，一句到嘴邊的話又咽了回去－“so he has a different father?”。
 

 

Again the next hour, I was silently raped by the Canadian teenage, who was wearing girl's pink jean, pissing into a restaurant mop bucket,then yelling F*** to Clinton.