雪中梅
喜歡用文字描述身邊的生活，同時用一詩一圖的形式來描述大自然的美麗。
我的老板不僅是一個性格開朗的人，而且她還是一個很風趣的人。因為她的精益求精的工作態度和技術，所以就吸引了一些病人前來就診。在我們診所的病人中，有些人是在保險公司名單之下的，有些是多年的老病人，還有一些人是其他病人介紹的，再剩下的就是遠道慕名而來的病人了。
在這些病人當中，一般說來，他們都是按照預約一年清兩次牙齒的病人。其他的就是按照病人牙齒的治療方案來看牙。比如：做牙橋，牙冠，拔牙，或者補牙，或者是做深度清潔等等。而在做牙橋或者拔牙等的治療過程中，打麻藥往往是進行治療的第一步。有些病人對打麻藥是感到很恐懼的一件事情。所以當病人坐好後，她們第一件事情就會對打麻藥提出疑問，並且會提出要求不打針行不行。同時她們還會補充一句話：“我很喜歡你們的老板，但是就是害怕打針。”而且因為高度的緊張，我在量血壓的時候，就會發現病人的血壓會很高。每當有病人對打針害怕時，我就會耐心的告訴病人，如果不打麻藥的話，那麽在鑽牙的時候就會感覺到疼痛難忍等等。每當知道病人有害怕的心理後，我就會到辦公室告訴牙醫病人的情況。
當牙醫走進治療室後，她就會和病人一起聊天，在聊家常的過程中，牙醫還會給病人講一些笑話。所以在我們的診所裏會經常聽到哈哈哈的聲音。有一次牙醫講到“一個牙醫做廣告說，他治牙不痛。後來來了一個小男孩，抓過他的手就咬，結果那個牙醫就大聲喊痛。。。”等等。類似有趣的笑話很多。牙醫的聊天過程常常使病人們的緊張情緒緩解了不少。到了後來有些病人再來看牙齒的時候，她們就會帶一些打印好的幽默笑話送給牙醫。而牙醫就會一邊讀著笑話一邊合大家一塊的笑。
有一次牙醫過生日，通常是我們大家買蛋糕送給牙醫。可是那次的生日，牙醫告訴大家不許買任何東西，隻是需要帶一些笑話送給她。在開始的時候，我有點犯愁，因為中文的笑話我是知道一些，可是自己的英文水平恐怕會翻譯得詞不達意。後來回到家後，愛人自報奮勇上網上幫我查找到了一些英語笑話，並且還打印了出來。就這樣，在牙醫的生日"Party"上，我們首先拍手唱歌“Happy birth day to you。。。”之後，牙醫吹滅了蠟燭。然後牙醫打開大家送給她的笑話，她一邊讀我們大家一邊笑。後來吃"Pizza,Cake,Salad"等等，我們在很風趣愉快的氣氛中慶祝了老板的生日。
所以在生活中，幽默不失是一種使人心情放鬆的辦法。還有另外一點也很重要，熱愛生活，保持一顆童心也是很重要的。
下麵是網絡上摘錄的一些幽默：
”A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go to a restaurant in London.The waiter tells them, "Excuse me -- if you were going to order the steak, I'm afraid there's a shortage due to the mad cow disease."
The Texan says, "What's a shortage?"
The Russian says, "What's a steak?"
The New Yorker says, "What's 'excuse me'?"
I hate false advertising, like 'Skittles: taste the rainbow.' No one's ever been like, 'Rainbow, right you guys?' Or what's Reese's? 'There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's.' Oh, really? Tell that to my uncle who used to put them in my underwear. Alright, maybe your uncles didn't love you.
A blonde walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
She replies, "Sorry, this is a library."
The blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"
Do you ever notice from the time you hang up the phone until the pizza guy shows up, the only conversation you have is 'Where in the hell is our pizza?'
Do you ever get the waiter who wants to tell you his name? I don't want to know your name. I've got stuff to do. I mean, I'm a really nice guy, but I already have friends. If you're going to Applebee's to make friends with the wait staff, you've got a whole bunch of other problems.
I have a friend who swears by food combinations -- have you heard of this nonsense? She's nuts. She's like, 'You know what? You should eat food combinations, and that way you can eat whatever you want. It's just the combinations of how you put the food together.' And then her examples are like, 'You wouldn't want to eat steak and potatoes together, but you could have, like, a lemon rind and raisin skins -- not the whole raisin, take the skins and steam them.'
There are people starving to death all around the world, people waiting for a bag of flour to fall out of a helicopter. I'm sitting on the couch, scratching my nuts, going, 'This is ridiculous. You know how many beers I've had to drink while I wait for this kid to show up?'
A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg.
The farmer said, "That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw."
"So why does he have a wooden leg?" the tourist asked.
"One night, our house caught on fire, and he came inside and woke us all up."
The tourist asked again, "So, why does that pig have a wooden leg?"
"You can't eat a pig that brave all at once!"
People worry about health at the wrong times, you ever notice that? 'Ooh, there's a hair in my food.' You're eating bacon -- there's a pig's ass in your food.
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
