風趣幽默的 Santa Baby

Santa Baby
written by J. Javits and P. Springer
originally sung by Ertha Kitt

歌詞：

Santa Baby,
Just slip a sable under the tree
For me
Been an awful good girl
Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby,
A '54 convertible too
Light blue
I'll wait up for you, dear
Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the Fella's that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you'll check out my Christmas list

Santa Baby,
I want a yacht and really that's not
A lot
Been an angel all year
Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa honey,
One little thing I really need
The deed
To a platinum mine
Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie,
Fill my stocking with a duplex
And checks
Sign your 'x' on the line
Santa cutie,
and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let´s see if you believe in me, too

Santa Baby,
Forgot to mention one little thing
A ring
I don't mean on the phone
Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry...tonight

吼，吼，吼！世上的聖誕老人能招架住這個嗎？！

金筆想起一個笑話來：

聖誕老人幽默地跟一個小孩子說：我知道你睡在哪裏[注一]，可是你知道我睡在哪裏嗎？[注二]

[注一]美國的家長們經常在聖誕節的夜晚哄小孩子說，聖誕老人知道你睡那裏，晚上會送禮物在你床邊，或火爐邊。其實這些小禮物都是家長們自己放的。

[注二]美國有很多聖誕老人竟然是無家可歸的，或者是酗酒的，或者是失業的 (僅聖誕期間工作) 老頭。