Rinse your bowels to make sausages at home.

I was delighted to spot on Amazon a manual stuffer looking exactly like the one

in a video teaching how to make sichuan-style salame at home. The product

description went

 

    【Meat grinder with sausage 】 It can be used to grind meat and sauces,

    suitable for grinding pork, beef, lamb, chicken, various spices, peppers

    and sausages, and with an enema machine, you can make homemade sausages

    

I once heard the story (from Joe Rogan, I think) about some early 20th-century

tycoon deeply concerned with intestinal health and frequently injecting coffee 

into his rectum for enema.

 

I can imagine that for the product, some pocket Chinese-English dictionary could

easily serve up the short and sweet "enema" for the Chinese phrase for stuffing

sausages (灌腸), or maybe it's the other way around where an English-Chinese

dictionary gives the simple Chinese phrase as the definition of "enema."

 

It's hopeless.