85 歲的祖父

My 85-year-old grandfather was rushed to the hospital with a possible concussion. The doctor asked him a series of questions: “Do you know where you are?” “I’m at Rex Hospital.” “What city are you in?” “Raleigh.” “Do you know who I am?” “Dr. Hamilton.” My grandfather then turned to the nurse and said, “I hope he doesn’t ask me any more questions.” “Why?” she asked. “Because all of those answers were on his badge.” —Webb Smith

Google 翻譯：我 85 歲的祖父可能因腦震蕩被緊急送往醫院。 醫生問了他一係列問題：“你知道你在哪裏嗎？” “我在雷克斯醫院。” “你在哪個城市？” “羅利。” “你知道我是誰嗎？” “漢密爾頓博士"。  然後我的祖父轉向護士說：“我希望他不要再問我任何問題"。 “為什麽？” 她問。 “因為所有這些答案都在他的徽章上"。 ——韋伯·史密斯