讀鬼文講鬼話

昨晚看鬼文 Famous modern ghost stories, 家長很不屑一顧, 問我怎麽看這種無聊的東東.

可這篇文章比另一篇講笑話的文章好笑多了, 我幾次都笑出淚了, 你們聽聽:

modern ghosts are less simple and primitive than their ancesters, more democratic than of old, have more of a diversity of interests.

in the past, a ghost had to stalk or glide to his haunts, now he limousines and planes so that naturally he can get in more work done than before.

his interal efficiency and knowledge of science constitute the worst terror of the current specter.......knows all about a chemical lab, can add electricity to his other shocks and can employ all mortel and immortel angencies as his own.

哈哈哈哈哈哈......

我從小就喜歡聽鬼故事, 但我不怕鬼也不希望看見鬼, 反正他/她生活在他/她的世界裏, 我生活在我的世界裏, 聽聽就好.

轉幾個聽聽:

一個香港同事說, 她小時候有次放學後見到個老婆婆跟她聊了好久, 回家後告訴她媽, 她媽叫她不要亂說話, 因為那婆婆那天上午去世了.

我姨說她生小孩的時候, 就見到一個男的站她跟前要她跟他走, 後來她調到另一個學校跟人講起, 那個她見到的人跟另一個老師的老公(正好那天在那個醫院去世)的穿著和長相一模一樣, 我姨以前根本不認識他們.

我科醫生有次在病房做腰椎穿刺, 病房門是關的, 在穿刺過程中房間裏的衣櫃門突然打開然後"砰"的一聲關上, 那醫生笑著對護士說, 那是XXX在發脾氣. 原來XXX病人生前住過這病房, 脾氣非常大.

醫院裏見過或被鬼幹擾過的人多了去了, 我也被幹擾過, 但沒見過, 說真的, 不管我好奇心多重, 見就不要不要的了.

大家各走各的陽光道互不幹預最好.

但我改不了我的鬼脾氣, 喜歡鬼故事, 繼續聽繼續看..........

鬼都這樣多好:

還有百聽不厭的歌....