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The 6 Phases of Work - which phase are you?
Phase 1
You are listening to jazz --
Your first day at work is great. Your coworkers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, and your boss is the best!
Phase 2
You are listening to pop music --
After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going
anymore.
Phase 3
You are listening to heavy metal --
This is what you feel like at month end.
Phase 4
You are listening to hip hop --
You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your coworkers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are
closing in. You have started thinking 'WHATEVER' about your boss.
Phase 5
You are listening to GANGSTA RAP --
After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.
Phase 6
You are listening to the voices in your head --
You have build a makeshift door on your cubicle to keep people out, You have a dartboard with your bosses picture on it in your cube, You wonder why you are even here in the first place.
You are listening to jazz --
Your first day at work is great. Your coworkers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, and your boss is the best!
Phase 2
You are listening to pop music --
After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going
anymore.
Phase 3
You are listening to heavy metal --
Phase 4
You are listening to hip hop --
You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your coworkers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are
closing in. You have started thinking 'WHATEVER' about your boss.
Phase 5
You are listening to GANGSTA RAP --
After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.
Phase 6
You are listening to the voices in your head --
You have build a makeshift door on your cubicle to keep people out, You have a dartboard with your bosses picture on it in your cube, You wonder why you are even here in the first place.
夏圓 5/26/2013
High five! 以後不上首頁也可以交流了。Yeah! ；）
也加你為我朋友了。；）
西門小弟交關有才，邪氣靈光，聰明得來一塌糊塗！
園園, don't put the link in Google search, instead, type the link directly in the URL address bar. Hope this helps.
Thanks!
好熱鬧！我把你加朋友了，點ID可看帥鍋照。
老早曉得夏圓加本是杜來西，鹿島粗來西。好好教要套教活習。
請你放大看。。。
咋回事？我也糊塗了。早上是沒看到在首頁，後來看到，以為自己眼花了。。。那鏈接我打開是我博客的大匯總啊，不明白。我看到的文城首頁的貓貓們都動。。。唉，困了，腦子不好使了，越想越糊塗。晩安！
偶去幫儂討好伐？10%，20%？儂開額數。。。
節後聽輕音樂，到月底再非死三 heavy metal。。。
你很淡定。；）
俺在古狗圓妹妹的網址時，發現這些貓貓在某些網址可以動，特別逗樂，最後一張最逗，笑Ｓ啦！為啥在文城首頁的貓貓們就不會動涅？
每天抖腿吹口哨監督著···跟那些聽歌上班族長相都是不一樣。一直搞不明白你脖子底下那是什麽，以為是小電扇，那麽瘦又不需要扇，到底是啥泥。
園阿姐，俺shopping滿載而歸了，唉，儂早點港就好了，偶哪能一礙礙嗬沒想到噶好額主意，嗯，是應該幫伊拉要幾張鈔票當做偶額sales commissions～～
美不美，鄉中水，親不親，故鄉人。九月姐認西門小弟為好友，西門受寵若驚。鞠躬！
各位中國鄉親，西門小弟可是對大家同等尊敬，請不要誤會。。。
是啊，儂哪能好捫伊“你咋長這樣呢”？ 都是你圓阿姐的錯，寧來瘋，九月妹一來我家就被我瘋暈了。。；）
錄段兒子的鋼琴曲放上來好伐啦？ “想買個Meg推薦的juicer，還有Microsoft的最新推出--- Windows 8，很小很輕，帶在身邊象iPad一樣方便還又是labtop”。。。你和 Meg 都應該得到sales commissions啊，咋無償為商家做廣吿涅？祝妹妹快樂shopping，滿載而歸！
回複河裏的石頭1 的評論:
看來你倆都是老總級的，光顧著笑，也不同情同情員工。。。
人家早已功成名就。西門祝，領導世界新潮流，才氣財氣都衝天！
西門公子的狗狗跑得快，總是第一，你瞧它胸前掛的獎狀！；）
昨晚隨興貼了個玩帖後就呼呼去了，咋上了首頁呢？不好意思，最近種菜忙，筆頭懶了，沒好好寫，盡轉帖，對不起園園的厚愛啊。我的博客鏈接： http://blog.wenxuecity.com/myindex/60005/
從來都不知道自己是咋上的首頁，咋又不上首頁。愛寫愛貼，一如即往。 最大的收獲，是和情趣相投的網友交流。認識了園園，priceless! ;-)
我一見你就笑，你那狗狗ID太奇妙。。。；）））
哈哈，西門君，看來我倆在同時寫字呢，這＂旮旯＂不是在上海了，是在美國，男人不用做＂孫子＂了，翻身得解放了！啊哈哈～～
知道你是園阿姐，Meg和頤和園姐姐的好朋友，那我也把你當做朋友了，可以嗎？問個好！
這次真的下線了，他們在叫我了～～
抱抱頤和園姐姐，you are so sweet！！我今天沒搶到沙發，前幾天晚上臨睡前在園阿姐這裏搶了上一篇的沙發幫你也占著的，喜歡和姐姐一起擠著沙發，很溫暖～～今天的這個沙發還是留給西門君吧，也順便給你陪個不是，上次開你小狗狗頭像的玩笑可能開重了，讓你生氣了，請別記在心上哈～～
一會我們要出去shopping，在等兒子彈完鋼琴，抓緊上來晃一晃。。。想買個Meg推薦的juicer，還有Microsoft的最新推出--- Windows 8，很小很輕，帶在身邊象iPad一樣方便還又是labtop，好棒～～ 長周末的最後一天，祝園阿姐和這裏的朋友們快樂安康！～～
沒見著九月姐啊。不然西門敢坐嗎？在我們上海那旮旯，美女是老大，男人都是孫子。。。
西門小弟原上班多年。後一時興起，跳出來自己幹，每天抖腿吹口哨，好不自在。。。
謝謝九月，年輕就是好，手腳麻利，一大早已經坐在圓圓的園子裏啦。今兒真得感謝小編，把圓圓的大作提到首頁，讓俺得其門而入。前兩天放狗，desperately seeking Yuanyuan, 可狗叼來的都是圓圓過去的一篇篇美文，沒有找到圓圓博客匯總所有文章的首頁。圓圓妹妹，給阿拉個鏈接好閥？ 咱得想法兒繞過小編這道坎兒，嗬嗬！