放心, 他早死了!

        有個同事被一場離婚官司折磨得整個變了一個人. 原本是寬容, 幽默, 充滿愛心的, 現在卻張嘴閉嘴咒人死.

        情人節後有位女子訂了婚, 秘書買了張賀卡請大家簽名. 當我把我簽好了的卡片交給這位仁兄的時候, 他看了看卡, 突然冒出一句:

        "Whoever invented marriage, he or she better be dead!"
        "Steve, believe me, he is dead.  He died long time ago."  I replied, couldn't believe what I had just heard.
        "How do you know it was he not she?"
        "Believe me, Steve, it was he.  I can bet you 1 million dollars."
        "I want him to die again!"

        還有其他人沒簽, 我怎麽偏偏給了他!