穀歌翻譯器酷斃了

胡核治國就一混混。沒準他心中還美滋滋呢，俺這叫治大國如烹小鮮。他不明白這祖上的治國方略是用在朝綱順暢的年代，而他自己現在是坐在火爐上，屁股冒著煙呢？
這胡核不論走到哪，就來個一二三四。要說清華畢業的文科不靈，不會上下轉乘，借古喻今，也還可以原諒。可俺就沒見他數到過六，更別提微積分啦：-）

Hu nuclear rule of a bully.  Probably his mind flattered, I called Governing a large country such as cooking a small fish.He does not understand that the ancestors of statecraft use smoothly in Asatsuna for the era, and he is now sitting on the stove, butt smoking?  This walnut regardless of where we're on to one thousand two hundred thirty-four.  Say Qinghua graduate liberal arts is not working, not up and down the interchange by the ancient metaphor, but also can be forgiven.  Count to six, not to mention Calculus Implants can be seen :-)