書要慢慢讀

一年一本我今年的計劃：讀Mark Twain的Huckleberry Finn

[英語碩士]

haha, do you remember that I asked "who is it" after I read the beautiful piece on memory loss? I was impressed with the the way it was written. It was well organized...hehehe at the time I didn't know that you wrote it:) You have made a big leap in English:) way to go:)
Also I was equally impressed with your creativity. Your humor tided me over the boring meetings I had to attend and the plain lunch I had to ate:). Did I say it wrong again? hahaha

[pandoras]

hahahaha， 你才是＂可牛＂呢，你的引伸真的很搞笑，我下午小個不停：）
我現在就喜歡看英語笑話，你看我笑話創作／再創作的能力還是不錯的吧，我自己都佩服自己一下了。還有那天那個我的健忘症，都是我用自己的語言加工作的。這樣練英語不覺得bored。

請多多指教，big master。 你還是要注意你的時態，是ate不是eat，haha

等著你完Mark Twain的Huckleberry Finn後，看大碩士你寫的novel。

[英語碩士]

我數學沒學好。當時葉教授問我1-5等於什麽，我說等於5-1。我得個零分後再也不敢把兩個數顛倒了：）哈哈哈

[英語碩士]

Canoe? hehehe 那是紫老師教的。每次問紫老師問題，她就說＂可能，可能＂：）上了葉教授的課我才知道什麽是英語。葉教授教了我們很多地道英語，她的英語＂可牛＂了，hehehe

[英語碩士]

Big master? hahaha that's a good one:) eight? haha I was in the restroom the whole morning that day:)

[pandoras]

Dear 大碩士，

I remember you got an "F" in my math class. you know why? It is not because you gave me 6 when I asked you how much 5+1 is. It is the following question that made you flunk, which is "then tell me how much 1+5 is?'. you said,"What the heck is the stupid difference?"

I am sorry your daddy kicked your ass for the F.

[pandoras]

大碩士 wasn't very good at spelling when he started learning English years ago.

One day at his English spelling class, Mrs leaf asked 大碩士, "what word would we get if we placed a "K" in the front the word 'new'?"
After a minute's thinking, 大碩士 said, "I got one--Canoe?"

[pandoras]

I am happy that 大碩士 finally can read English novel. How wonderful!

I remember one day at lunch break I asked 大碩士 what he had for breakfast.
大碩士 said, "well, this morning I eat one cup of yogurt, and five Oreo Cookies."
"No, big master, it’s ate!" I said nicely.
"well, it could've been eight, on wonder I feel not hungry now," said 大碩士.