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中東局勢學習

(2011-05-20 15:02:07) 下一個
By 外研社:
Arabs: Give back what was mine!
Isreal: Don't you read the Bible. Those were mine!
A: Oh yeah?
I: You damn right.
A: Then watch me take back my stuff and throw you out of window...
I: Fine by me. I whooped your ass good before and I am not afraid of doing it again.
USA: Easy, my cousin, easy, I still need some of those darn oil...
Russia: Russian Jews, go back to your motherland and complete the next exodus since Moses. Oh, by the way, Mohammad, do you want to try some AK47s?
China: Oh, you poor thing, come to mama, let me help you as long as you don't preach Jihad
Osama: Rise up, all that we have is Koran and Jihad, revisionism Saudi is our enemy..
Obama: You see Sadam, you see Osama, so let's TALK


NPR links:Here is a NPR piece:http://www.npr.org/2011/05/20/136495202/background-israels-pre-1967-boundariesAnother:http://www.npr.org/news/specials/mideast/history/index.html
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