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20 Strange College Application Essay Questions

 

Lucerne, Switzerland, Photo courtesy: Hypathway.

Hypathway's Notes: Writing essays is a critical step in the college application process in the United States. Unlike regular state universities where they initially use the standardized testing scores to cut off the massive applications, the elite private colleges such as the Ivies or Stanford University have the financial means to hire a large admission staff to read the individual essays.This was exampled in the written materials as the recruitment efforts by the admission office when multiple admission decisions were awarded to an applicant. The admission representative would frequently cite the contents within the essays of the accepted applicant to emphasis that the student would be a perfect match for MIT or Yale. The University of Chicago is famous for the difficulty to fill its applicant forms, below is a list of what was called 20 strange college essay questions in which quite a few of them were from the University of Chicago. 

 

20 Strange College Application Essay Questions

January 14th, 2010, Ace Online Schools. 

College application essays can be nerve-wracking affairs, but some schools (particularly the University of Chicago) try to ease the tension with lighthearted, creative and just plain odd questions.Depending on your personality, though, this sort of essay might make you even more stressed. Try practicing on these past examples, the oddest of the odd college application essay questions.

1. How do you feel about Wednesday? [University of Chicago]
 
2. You have just completed your 300-page autobiography. Please submit page 217. [University of Pennsylvania]
 
3. How did you get caught? (Or not caught, as the case may be.) [University of Chicago]
 
4. Write a haiku, limerick, or short poem that best represents you. [New York University]
 
5. Have you ever walked through the aisles of a warehouse store like Costco or Sam’s Club and wondered who would buy a jar of mustard a foot and a half tall? We’ve bought it, but it didn’t stop us from wondering about other things, like absurd eating contests, impulse buys, excess, unimagined uses for mustard, storage, preservatives,notions of bigness…and dozens of other ideas both silly and serious.Write an essay somehow inspired by super-huge mustard. [University of Chicago]
 
6. Are we alone? [Tufts University]
 
7. Modern improvisational comedy had its start with The Compass Players, a group of University of Chicago students, who later formed the Second City comedy troupe. Here is a chance to play along. Improvise a story, essay, or script that meets all of the following requirements:
  • It must include the line “And yes I said yes I will Yes” (Ulysses, by James Joyce).
  • Its characters may not have superpowers.
  • Your work has to mention the University of Chicago, but please, no accounts of a high school student applying to the University— this is fiction, not autobiography.
  • Your work must include at least four of the following elements: a paper airplane, a transformation, a shoe, the invisible hand, two doors, pointillism, a fanciful explanation of the Pythagorean Theorem, a ventriloquist or ventriloquism, the Periodic Table of the Elements, the concept of jeong, number two pencils.
    [University of Chicago]
8. If any of these three inanimate objects could talk, how would your room, computer or car describe you? [Haas School of Business at UC Berkeley]
 
9. Can a toad hear? Prove it. [Bennington College]
 
10. The late William Burroughs once wrote that “language is a virus from outer space.” We at the University of Chicago think he¹s right, of course, and this leaves us wondering what else came herewith it. Could this finally explain such improbable features of modern life as the Federal Tax Code, non-dairy creamer, Dennis Rodman, and the art of mime? Name something that you assert cannot have originated any other way. Offer a thorough defense of your hypothesis for extraterrestrial origins, including alternate explanations and reasons for eliminating them from consideration. [University of Chicago]
 
11. If you were reduced to living on a flat plane, what would be your greatest problems? Opportunities? [Hamilton College]
 
12. “Don’t play what’s there, play what’s not there.” – Miles Davis [University of Chicago]
 
13. Having observed the recent success of television shows about young people, the University of Chicago has decided to pitch a pilot proposal to the networks. . . . In the tradition of the University of Chicago school of improvisation and its offshoot, the Second City comedy troupe, help us out by creating a story for your proposal. Remember that this is Chicago, so it is better to err on the side of intellectual pretension than on the side of pure silliness.Please bear in mind that Felicity has already been done. The setting is near a grand college campus — green, leafy and gothic — in a major Midwestern city. Incorporate into your story:
a) A genre from the following:
  • A German opera
  • A soap opera
  • The Real World
  • “Bill Nye the Science Guy”
  • . . . . OK . . . Friends
b) A character from the following:
  • Godot
  • Enrico Fermi’s personal trainer
  • A starving investment banker
  • An evil clown
c) A prominent prop from the following:
  • Cliff Notes for Finnegans Wake
  • van Gogh’s ear
  • A proton accelerator
  • Muddy Waters’ guitar
[University of Chicago]
 
14. In the year 2050, a movie is being made of your life.Please tell us the name of your movie and briefly summarize the storyline. [New York University]
 
15. Elvis is alive! OK, maybe not, but here in the Office of College Admissions we are persuaded that current Elvis sightings in highway rest areas, grocery stores and Laundromats are part of a wider conspiracy involving five of the following: the metric system, the Mall of America, the crash of the Hindenburg, Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle, lint, J.D. Salinger and wax fruit. Help us get to the bottom of this evil plot by constructing your own theory of how and why five of these items and events are related. Your narrative may take any form you like, but try to keep your theory to under two pages. [University of Chicago]
 
16. Write a short story using one of the following titles:
  • House of Cards
  • The Poor Sport
  • Drama at the Prom
  • Election Night, 2044
  • The Getaway [Tufts University]

17. Sartre said, “Hell is other people”; but Streisand sang,“People who need people / Are the luckiest people in the world.” Withwhom do you agree and why? Don’t be icky. [Amherst College]

 

18. Albert Einstein once said,”The most beautiful thing wecan experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art andscience.” Propose your own original theory to explain one of the 16mysteries below. Your theory does not need to be testable or evenprobable; however, it should provide some laws, principles, and/orcauses to explain the facts, phenomena, or existence of one of thesemysteries. You can make your theory artistic, scientific,conspiracy-driven, quantum, fanciful, or otherwise ingenious — but besure it is your own and gives us an impression of how you think aboutthe world.
  • Love
  • Non-dairy creamer
  • Sleep and dreams
  • Gray
  • Crop circles
  • The platypus
  • The beginning of everything
  • Art
  • Time travel
  • Language
  • The end of everything
  • The Roanoke Colony
  • Numbers
  • Mona Lisa’s smile
  • The college rankings in U.S. News and World Report
  • Consciousness [University of Chicago]
19. If you could balance on a tightrope, over what landscape would you walk? (No net.) [University of Chicago]
 
20. Tell us the question you think a selective college should ask. How would you answer it? [Haas School of Business at UC Berkeley]
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