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這文學城啊，要是搞個什麽誰是文學城最無聊的人， 我估計我就會高居榜首啊，為什麽呢，看看我下麵的故事大家就知道了。
一個周五的下午，我正在回家的路上，突然收到一個短信， 短信的內容： honey, I am so sorry, I won't be able to come to your birthday party tonight, my auntie just passed away, I can't stop crying now, but you know how much I love you. D, 我一看號碼，這不認識啊，一定是發錯了人。不過我一看內容，估計就是一愛情騙子，本來跟人家女孩子約好，卻突然爽約，很有可能遊走於幾個女人之間。
１。 發短信不寫名字，所有的女人都是ｈｏｎｅｙ,這肯定有好幾女人，
２。 這美國人有幾個為了Auntie 會哭得死去活來的,這一看就是瞎編
３。 而且這都快到晚上了，生日ｐａｒｔｙ就要開了，才來電， 多半是不能抽身；
我不是無聊嗎，突然來了好奇心，於是給他回了短信。
---“ it's ok, you come or not, doesn't matter, I feel sorry about your Auntie, but didn't you tell me she passed away last month, also I really don't know how much you love me " 半天沒有動靜，估計是傻了，不知道自己以前用過這個借口，可能也忘記自己和誰講過。過了半天，又來短信了
---“ honey, you hurt my feeling, you don't trust me, it was my great Auntie who passed away last month，and I love you the most, I can do anything for you.“ 我一看，還編呢，這怎麽這麽悲慘呢，每個月都有Auntie passed away. 於是我又回了一個短信，
---“it must be very hard for you right now, it's really ok, I will have fun tonight, and please tell rest of your Aunties to take care, make sure they are all safe and healthy, please stop texting me."
人家這哥們還當真了， 又一個短信來了，
---“I will tell them, and you know what?"
--- "what?"
---" you know why do I love you the most?"
---" I don't know, and I don't want to know either , it doesn't matter" (我心理想了，你愛不愛我關我屁事）
---"oh, honey, why do you act like this , my heart is with you, I want to be with you for the rest of my life" (還編呢， 我就想知道他到底是不是騙子。於是我又給他回了一個短信
--- “you really care about me? you really love me? then how come you can't give me a call to tell me " happy birthday", 又是半天沒有動靜，估計是跟別的女人在一起，不方便說話，而且能跟我交換好幾個短信都沒有發現號碼是錯的，估計肯定是偷偷摸摸的在發短信，過了半天，又回了一個短信，
--- I can't talk and also I am not in the mood to talk" 這一下子，我確定了這就是一大騙子，這誰能因為Auntie 過世，就連話都不能說的，我決定乘勝追擊，
--- " I am so sorry, you know what, I was just too disappointed, ,cuz you can't come, but since I love uso much, I decided to cancell my birthday party, where are you now,? I want to be with you, to hold you and to wipe your tears. 這個短信之後就再也沒有消息了。
我估計這哥們實在不好說自己在哪裏了。
瞧瞧。這自己還浪費了幾個美子的短信費，圖什麽？用兩個字形容我“無聊” 用四個字形容我就是“ 非常無聊”。
看了這篇文章的同學，以後就一定不要嚴格要求我了，這麽無聊透頂的女人，基本上是無藥可救了（中藥，西藥都救不了了）
一個周五的下午，我正在回家的路上，突然收到一個短信， 短信的內容： honey, I am so sorry, I won't be able to come to your birthday party tonight, my auntie just passed away, I can't stop crying now, but you know how much I love you. D, 我一看號碼，這不認識啊，一定是發錯了人。不過我一看內容，估計就是一愛情騙子，本來跟人家女孩子約好，卻突然爽約，很有可能遊走於幾個女人之間。
１。 發短信不寫名字，所有的女人都是ｈｏｎｅｙ,這肯定有好幾女人，
２。 這美國人有幾個為了Auntie 會哭得死去活來的,這一看就是瞎編
３。 而且這都快到晚上了，生日ｐａｒｔｙ就要開了，才來電， 多半是不能抽身；
我不是無聊嗎，突然來了好奇心，於是給他回了短信。
---“ it's ok, you come or not, doesn't matter, I feel sorry about your Auntie, but didn't you tell me she passed away last month, also I really don't know how much you love me " 半天沒有動靜，估計是傻了，不知道自己以前用過這個借口，可能也忘記自己和誰講過。過了半天，又來短信了
---“ honey, you hurt my feeling, you don't trust me, it was my great Auntie who passed away last month，and I love you the most, I can do anything for you.“ 我一看，還編呢，這怎麽這麽悲慘呢，每個月都有Auntie passed away. 於是我又回了一個短信，
---“it must be very hard for you right now, it's really ok, I will have fun tonight, and please tell rest of your Aunties to take care, make sure they are all safe and healthy, please stop texting me."
人家這哥們還當真了， 又一個短信來了，
---“I will tell them, and you know what?"
--- "what?"
---" you know why do I love you the most?"
---" I don't know, and I don't want to know either , it doesn't matter" (我心理想了，你愛不愛我關我屁事）
---"oh, honey, why do you act like this , my heart is with you, I want to be with you for the rest of my life" (還編呢， 我就想知道他到底是不是騙子。於是我又給他回了一個短信
--- “you really care about me? you really love me? then how come you can't give me a call to tell me " happy birthday", 又是半天沒有動靜，估計是跟別的女人在一起，不方便說話，而且能跟我交換好幾個短信都沒有發現號碼是錯的，估計肯定是偷偷摸摸的在發短信，過了半天，又回了一個短信，
--- I can't talk and also I am not in the mood to talk" 這一下子，我確定了這就是一大騙子，這誰能因為Auntie 過世，就連話都不能說的，我決定乘勝追擊，
--- " I am so sorry, you know what, I was just too disappointed, ,cuz you can't come, but since I love uso much, I decided to cancell my birthday party, where are you now,? I want to be with you, to hold you and to wipe your tears. 這個短信之後就再也沒有消息了。
我估計這哥們實在不好說自己在哪裏了。
瞧瞧。這自己還浪費了幾個美子的短信費，圖什麽？用兩個字形容我“無聊” 用四個字形容我就是“ 非常無聊”。
看了這篇文章的同學，以後就一定不要嚴格要求我了，這麽無聊透頂的女人，基本上是無藥可救了（中藥，西藥都救不了了）
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