一封未發出的信：小M想就國內公廁問題給胡主席寫的信

小M自國內回來後，對國內的公廁一直耿耿於懷。
尤其不習慣的是蹲坑，讓她無所適從。
一說到國內，她給人家描述最多的也是廁所。

俺對小M也進行過批評：要入鄉隨俗，在哪裏都要適應。

她說要給胡主席寫信，讓他解決國內的廁所問題。
在咱成人眼裏，人家主席國家大事還忙不過來呢，哪裏有時間管這個。
但是，在一個孩子眼裏，廁所問題才是真正的大事，就要找國家主席才行。
 
至於她用Chairman Hu而不是President Hu，她的解釋是這樣會更中國，更容易被人接受。

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Dear Chairman Hu,
I am writing this letter to you because I would like to talk about the washroom situation in China.

On my last trip to China, ( I'm from Canada ) I was very disappointed with the washrooms of everywhere except the Forbidden City.

I would just like to say that you should take into consideration of changing the "squat toilets" into more modern toilets.

Not everybody knows how to use the "squat toilets". ( Including me )
I think foreigners aren't used to such unsanitary conditions of toilets. Old people might have weaker bones than young people, and they might have arthritis which makes it harder for them to use the toilets. I think you should at least put one or two modern toilets in the washrooms all across China.

It is very unsanitary, and when I went to visit Shandong, the toilets were extremely filthy and disgusting that I thought I might never want to go back there again.

I feel the toilets are leaving a bad impression that the Chinese don't care about health and sanitation. People could get sick or come down with a desease or some other type of illness.( Especially foreigners who are not used to such conditions )

Furthermore, I would like to say that the health department of China should know about this and try to do something about it.
In conclusion, I would like to remind you to take this "problem" into consideration.
Thank you
Sincerely,
Monica

[流浪貓貓]

寫得真好，俺也想寫一封來著，這次回去又經曆了一次。。。。總是想國內那麽光鮮漂亮，為什麽不能把washroom也修得漂亮點呢。。。

支持！！信發出去了咩？

[五弟五哥]

哈哈，笑暈了。
樓下的粉粉主席，都請大家吃點就好了。

[納蘭紅豆]

回複平安是福mtl的評論:
嗯，俺也這麽盼著呢，嗬，嗬。。。。

[平安是福mtl]

小M有當領導的潛質!好好培養一下,直接當中國的衛生部長好了.:)

[納蘭紅豆]

回複艾粉的評論:
胡主席，你連俺也一起請？
擦擦激動的眼淚先。。。。。
俺，俺節儉慣了，滿漢全席俺吃不慣，就給俺來碗麵條吧。

[艾粉]

小M他媽想吃的在哪裏?

-胡主席

[艾粉]

回複納蘭紅豆的評論:
得出了結論,全西方的小朋友都愛吃一樣的東西

[納蘭紅豆]

回複艾粉的評論:
胡主席，小M想吃的在此，您一定會請吃飯吧。

Spaghetti + meatballs in Italian tomato sauce
French fries with gravy
Lamb kebabs
Pizza from Domino’s with cheese
Peking duck
Bird’s nest soup

Waffles
Strawberry shortcake
Popcorn with extra butter and salt
Ice cream oreo cake from DairyQueer(俺這裏Mall的一個店)

[艾粉]

回複納蘭紅豆的評論:
小朋友就得拿她知道的東西請,你說什麽山珍海味她也不見得喜歡.

[納蘭紅豆]

回複艾粉的評論:
艾叔啊，您說的是烤雞腿，而不是烤羊腿、烤豬腿、烤鹿腿、烤象腿。。。。。
俺就想，隻能是走地雞了呀。
難道您還有更秘密的XX腿招待俺。

[艾粉]

回複納蘭紅豆的評論:
納蘭啊,你怎麽對自己要求就那麽不高呢, 隻要走地雞的腿?

[納蘭紅豆]

回複艾粉的評論:
謝謝胡主席，太感動了。
能提要求嗎，俺想吃走地雞的腿。

[艾粉]

回複納蘭紅豆的評論:
小M同學,下次到中南海我請你吃烤雞腿.
胡錦濤同學

[納蘭紅豆]

回複艾粉的評論:
先熱淚盈眶。。。。。是俺。
然後再替小M謝謝胡主席，然後等下次回國。。。。
回信太及時了，還沒把信發出去，胡主席就得知了。。。

[納蘭紅豆]

回複花自飄飄零的評論:
嗯，她屬於張牙舞爪類，那兒有事都能吸引她的眼球。

[艾粉]

Monica,
同學,很高興接到你的來信.你的建議非常好,非常及時,我已經命令衛生部的Chairman按你的意見整改.
胡錦濤

[花自飄飄零]

真巧。。一上來就碰到納蘭發文~~~~
小M真是太可愛了~~~一個小小的孩子可以放進這麽多的關注，長大之後就了不得了。。我們拭目以待吧：）