正宗的Chinglish :)

NO.1 Good good study, day day up.

　　好好學習，天天向上

　　NO.2 How are you ? How old are you?

　　怎麽是你，怎麽老是你？

　　NO.3 You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers！Together up!

　　你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！

　　NO.4 You ask me，me ask who？

　　你問我，我問誰?

　　NO.5 We two who and who?

　　咱倆誰跟誰？

　　NO.6 No three no four.

　　不三不四

　　NO.7 Horse horse tiger tiger.

　　馬馬虎虎

　　NO.8 One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one car died!

　　關於一場車禍的描述

　　NO.9 people moumtain people sea

　　人山人海

　　NO.10 If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!

　　要錢沒有，要命一條