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OnedaywhilewalkingdownthestreetahighlysuccessfulHumanResourcesManagerwastragicallyhitbyabusandshedied.HersoularrivedupinheavenwhereshewasmetatthePearlyGatesbySt.Peterhimself.
"WelcometoHeaven,"saidSt.Peter."Beforeyougetsettledinthough,itseemswehaveaproblem.Yousee,strangelyenough,we'veneveroncehadaHumanResourcesManagermakeitthisfarandwe'renotreallysurewhattodowithyou."
"Noproblem,justletmei...[閱讀全文]

她是誰？
冷眼一看，那個臉，那個腰，像是芙蓉姐姐。
再看，噢，原來是倪萍大媽在兩會上拍照。
再仔細看看，倪大媽不但照相姿勢雷人，長得怎麽也越來越像趙忠祥了。
哈哈。周末愉快～[閱讀全文]