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一篇普通的顯擺貼,經過穀歌的藝術加工立刻脫胎換骨重生了。

(2012-06-20 21:37:32) 下一個
很糾結。大家說我要不要跟領導坦白呢? (Very tangled. Say if I would leadership frank?)

話說我一不小心就又癡長了一歲。正自感慨韶華易逝,歲月如刀的時候........(Saying I believe it crazy long one-year-old. Time goes by, the years since the emotion Shaohua knives ........)

收到公婆不遠萬裏的email,祝我一生如願,一生平安等等等等,感動的稀裏嘩啦,都忘了悲春傷秋了。(Receive an email of her in-laws traveled in my life to do so, a life of peace and so on and so forth, moving splinters, forget the sad spring injury autumn.)

然後,俺爹俺媽也在msn祝我生日快樂。(Then, Andie An Ma also msn wishing me a happy birthday.)

再然後,因為領導不在身邊,俺家小不點特別心疼我(不能給我買東西了),給我準備的生日禮物格外豐盛,有油畫一幅,手工小狗一隻,賀卡一張,手鏈一條。(Then, because the leadership is not around, our household small are particularly distressed I (not to buy me something), ready to give me a birthday gift especially rich, painting a handmade dog a greeting card to a bracelet one.)

再再然後,我們公司同事給我訂了一盒生日donut,讓我挑的第一個。(The more points then our co-workers to order a box of birthday donut is gone, let me pick the first one.)

再再再然後,我們VP還給我發來了happy birthday Email。(More points and then, our VP sent me to a happy birthday Email.)

再再再再然後,俺家領導網上訂了一大束鮮花送到辦公室裏,給了我一個超級大的驚喜。領導在卡上寫到:

(Amassing more points then our household leading online provides a large bouquet of flowers sent to the office, gave me a super big surprise. Leaders wrote on the card:)

XX,
Happy Birthday. Becasue you are the gift in my life, I give my gift of love. Enjoy the follower!!!
XXXXX

問題就來了。我都好幾天睡不好覺了,隻好上萬能的家壇討個主意。(The problem。 I could not sleep well and had to discuss an idea on universal home altar.)

領導的flower拚錯了,我很糾結,我是告訴他呢,還是告訴他呢,還是告訴他呢?(The leadership of the flower misspelled, I'm heartbroken, I tell him or tell him or tell him?)

或者,領導另有深意,follower有追隨者的意思,難道領導在暗示我要立刻馬上向他表忠心,一生緊緊追隨在他的身後?我也夜能寐焦慮萬分呀!!!(Alternatively, the leadership of another meaning follower followers mean, Is it leadership in suggesting that I almost immediately to his table faithful life to follow closely behind him? Also the night I can sleep soundly anxiety extreme. ! !!)



然後我又手賤地把google的英文翻譯成中文:很糾結。我會領導坦率地說,如果?說我相信瘋狂長一歲的老人。時間的推移,多年以來的感慨韶華刀........收到一封電子郵件,她在我生命中走過,這樣做在法律,和平的生活等等等等,移動碎片,忘掉悲傷的春傷秋。然後,俺爹俺媽也MSN分享祝我生日快樂。然後,因為領導不在身邊,我們的家用小特別心疼我(不給我買東西),準備給我的生日禮物,尤其是豐富的,繪畫手工狗手鐲一個賀卡。點越多,那麽,我們的同事訂購一盒生日甜甜圈走了,讓我接的第一個。多點,然後,我們的副總裁送我一個快樂的生日電郵。積累更多的點,那麽我們的家庭領先的網絡提供了一個大一束鮮花送到辦公室,給了我一個超級大驚喜。領袖卡上寫道:XX快樂生日Becasue的你是我的生命英寸的禮物,我給我的愛的禮物。享受的追隨者!XXXXX這個問題,我不能睡不好覺,不得不討論一個普遍的家庭祭壇的想法。領導花的拚寫錯誤,我傷透了心,我告訴他,告訴他,告訴他嗎?此外,另一種意義的追隨者的追隨者領導的意思是,它是在暗示,我幾乎立即向他表忠心的生活密切跟隨在他身後的領導呢?晚上,我還可以睡香甜焦慮極端。 ! !
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