童言稚語 2

新創作

寶寶這幾天“創作” 了幾個新詞兒。媽媽接寶寶放學，問：“今天怎麽樣？” 寶寶答：“Fantabulous！” 從外麵玩回來寶寶不想進屋：“It's gooder playing outside mom!”

Like a ball of yarn

星期天早上媽媽一大早就被弟弟弄醒了，於是幹脆到廚房做飯去。過了一會兒寶寶從樓上下來了。媽媽問寶寶：“爸爸呢？”寶寶答："He's sound asleep, like a ball of yarn”.

Made-up story

今天晚上睡覺前寶寶給媽媽講了一個故事，記錄如下：

once upon a time there was a king and a queen, and their baby princess. As the princess grew and grew, until she was a teenager,  and then she danced ballet on the stage. Then  a witch came and cast a spell on one of the plants, and the sky turned back and then it was night for ever. And then one day a dynasauer came and chewed the plant that had the spell on it, and then the kindom was saved.

Mommy's tricked

下午媽媽和寶寶一起玩。寶寶突然問："Mommy, how do you say clock in English?" 嚴重缺覺，大腦缺氧的媽媽想都沒想就說：“鍾表”。說完了，看到寶寶好笑的表情才意識到答錯了。哈，學會捉弄人啦。