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雷人的英語

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1 We two who and who 

咱倆誰跟誰阿 

  

2 How are you ? How old are you?

 怎麽是你,怎麽老是你? 

  

3 You don't bird me. I don't bird you!

 你不鳥我,我也不鳥你 

  

4 You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brotherstogether up  

 你有種,我要給你點顏色瞧瞧,兄弟們,一起上! 

  

5 Hello everybody! If you have something to say, you say! If you have nothing to say, go home!!

 有事起奏,無事退朝 

  

6 You me you me.

 彼此彼此 

  

7 You Give Me Stop!!

 你給我站住! 

 

 8 Know is know noknow is noknow.

 知之為知之,不知為不知… 

 

 9 WATCH SISTER

 表妹 

 

10Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse's sons can make hole!!

 龍生龍,鳳生鳳,老鼠的兒子會打洞! 

  

11American Chinese not enough

 美中不足 

  

12One car come one car go. Two car pengpeng, people die.

 車禍現場描述 

  

13.Heart flower angry open.

 心花怒放 

  

14Go past, no mistake past.

 走過路過,不要錯過 

  

15.小明:I am sorry!

 老外:I am sorry too!

 小明:I am sorry three!

 老外:What are you sorry for?

 小明:I am sorry five!

  

16.If you want money, I have no; if you want life, I have one!

 要錢沒有,要命一條 

  

17I call Li old big, toyear 25.

 我叫李老大,今年25 

  

18You have two down son. 

 你有兩下子。 

  

19As far as you go to die!!!

 有多遠,死多遠!!!! 

 

20I give you face you don''t wanna face, you lose you face ,I turn my face.

 給你臉你不要臉,你丟臉,我翻臉


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